The DC Circuit affirms summary judgment dismissing an employment discrimination claim by a Postal Service employee who claims that his job got worse when he was reassigned, at the same pay and benefits, to a job including "general budget duties for an office and supervis[ing] up to a dozen workers." What was his previous job? The court quotes this priceless exchange from his deposition:

Q So you stayed at Merrifield. What were your duties at Merrifield?

A None.

Q None?

A Occupied an office.