This priceless item supports OpinionJournal's James Taranto's theory that groups like PETA are actually run by Right-Wing double agents obsessed with getting the worst possible press for their causes. To me, it's just a desperate cry for help. But I can also imagine the bottomless mirth generated for a crowd of your typical brat-and-brew Wisconsin sports fans of watching the "Soysage" get repeatedly pummelled by the, er, meatier sausages like something from the chariot race in Ben-Hur.