Baseball Crank
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August 1, 2006
BASEBALL: Maddux Mustache

OK, I just had to link to this post just for the Greg Maddux baseball card. I'd forgotten Maddux ever had that cheesy mustache. Although reading that anyone "was weaned on a steady diet of Bill Simmons during his formative years" just makes me feel very, very old.

Posted by Baseball Crank at 9:08 PM | Baseball 2006 | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)

Gawd, that moustache alone should prevent him from getting in the Hall on the first ballot. At the very least, we should substract about 25 wins.

Did he draw that on with a women's eyeliner pencil?


Posted by: SteveMG at August 1, 2006 9:59 PM

Looks like a classic mid 70's pornstar.

Posted by: A Tribefan at August 2, 2006 9:25 AM

See, now if Maddux'd had that caterpillar while making that "chicks dig the long ball" spot for ESPN, Heather Locklear wouldn't have asked, "Have you guys seen Mark?" She'd be diggin' him big time.

"Ooooh, show me your four-seamer."

Posted by: Seven Years Of College Down the Drain at August 4, 2006 3:35 PM
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