August 1, 2006
BASEBALL: Maddux Mustache
OK, I just had to link to this post just for the Greg Maddux baseball card. I'd forgotten Maddux ever had that cheesy mustache. Although reading that anyone "was weaned on a steady diet of Bill Simmons during his formative years" just makes me feel very, very old.
Gawd, that moustache alone should prevent him from getting in the Hall on the first ballot. At the very least, we should substract about 25 wins.
Did he draw that on with a women's eyeliner pencil?
SMG
Looks like a classic mid 70's pornstar.
See, now if Maddux'd had that caterpillar while making that "chicks dig the long ball" spot for ESPN, Heather Locklear wouldn't have asked, "Have you guys seen Mark?" She'd be diggin' him big time.
"Ooooh, show me your four-seamer."