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February 3, 2007
WAR: Jimmy Carter's Worst Nightmare


Kim Jong-Il, breeding giant rabbits.

Actually, the plan is to breed these varmints of mass destruction for food. Sure, nothing could go wrong with that plan in a country that has thus far destroyed all its other methods of feeding its population.

Posted by Baseball Crank at 7:25 PM | War 2007-14 | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0)

So Kim, in his usual wisdom, is going to breed an animal that will need more food to grow than they produce. Well, at least they taste like chicken.

Posted by: Daryl Rosenblatt at February 4, 2007 8:43 AM

What if Kim breeds them with big, pointy teeth? Where is the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch?

Posted by: WD at February 4, 2007 12:27 PM

The Mets could use a rabbit's foot that large...

Posted by: clattu verata nictu at February 5, 2007 2:56 AM

PETA won't like this.

Posted by: Alan K. Henderson at February 6, 2007 12:24 AM
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