Baseball Crank
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September 4, 2007
WAR: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Has Proof!

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Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says he is undeterred by the possibility that his pursuit of nuclear weapons could lead to armed conflict with the United States, because he can prove mathematically that the U.S. will not respond:

"In some discussions I told them 'I am an engineer and I am examining the issue. They do not dare wage war against us and I base this on a double proof'," he said in the speech on Sunday, reported by the reformist Etemad Melli and Kargozaran newspapers.

"I tell them: 'I am an engineer and I am a master in calculation and tabulation.

"I draw up tables. For hours, I write out different hypotheses. I reject, I reason. I reason with planning and I make a conclusion. They cannot make problems for Iran.'"

This would be funnier if Ahmadinejad wasn't using this kind of reasoning to pursue weapons of mass destruction on behalf of a theocratic tyranny.

Posted by Baseball Crank at 6:58 PM | War 2007-14 | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)
Comments

When I read the concoction of pseudo-intellectual organic fertilizer spewing from the mouth of Ahmadinejad, I was reminded of a scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark. After an incredibly long battle against numerous opponents, Indiana Jones is suddenly confronted by what appears to be a master swordsman. The guy with the sword goes through a number of complicated maneuvers designed to confuse and demoralize his opponent. A tired and fed up Jones watches all the hocus-pocus for a while, and then draws his revolver and plugs the SOB.

Done! Game over.

Posted by: NRA Life Member at September 4, 2007 9:37 PM

Exactly, like Sean Connery said in the "Untouchables", "never bring a knife to a gun fight".

Posted by: maddirishman at September 5, 2007 3:26 PM

He's Iran's W.
Talks a big game, doesn't know crap other than threatening others, and doesn't have nearly the authority he thinks he does (although the Mullahs don't let him ruin things for real, like Congress let's W).

Posted by: Robert at September 7, 2007 2:38 AM
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