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May 9, 2008

POLITICS: Poor Taste, But...

I really shouldn't laugh at this (warning: very bad language), but it really was very funny.

For anyone tempted to comment: no, don't take this seriously. It's humor.

Posted by Baseball Crank at 11:08 PM | Politics 2008 | Comments (7) | TrackBack (0)

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I'll comment: that was HILARIOUS! Good thing I wasn't eating or drinking, I wouldn't be able to read my monitor right now.

Posted by: Mike at May 10, 2008 9:40 AM

Yeah, I had a mouthful of coffee I almost lost when they started talking about the HuffPo.

Posted by: The Crank at May 10, 2008 10:15 AM

Pretty f--in hysterical actually.

Posted by: seth soothsayer at May 10, 2008 1:48 PM

"marshmallow shaped dykes!"

Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

Good stuff...

Posted by: fletch at May 10, 2008 6:57 PM

Comparing a Conservative like HRC to Hitler.
Well done.

I hope this starts a trend.

Posted by: Robert in BA at May 10, 2008 7:59 PM

The fact that you consider Hillary a conservative about says it all, Robert.

Posted by: The Crank at May 10, 2008 8:50 PM

Yup.
What it says is, I don't care for the lies I've been fed.

Posted by: Robert in BA at May 12, 2008 1:13 AM

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