Baseball Crank
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August 5, 2008
POLITICS: Paris Fires Back

Paris Hilton's response to the McCain ad.

UPDATE: McCain responds to Paris Hilton's energy plan. No, really. Actually from the GOP perspective, it says something of the zeitgeist that even Paris Hilton's tongue-in-cheek energy plan makes room for more drilling. If that thought has penetrated even the empty heads of Hollywood floozies, we really have won this debate.

Posted by Baseball Crank at 6:52 PM | Politics 2008 | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0)

Holy crap, Paris Hilton has a better teleprompter than the Dem nominee. Actually, this moves her up in my estimation a bit.

Separate Paris note, Leno had the line of the year last night responding to the outrage from Hilton's mother Leno said something along the lines of "Now, she finds a video of her daughter offensive. NOW!"

Posted by: largebill at August 5, 2008 9:39 PM

Stephen Colbert:
"Because while I already knew I’d never vote for Barack Obama, I didn’t realize how much I’d love to vote for Britney Spears. She would be the perfect Republican nominee."

"As the McCain ad proves, she’s just as qualified as Barack Obama and she’s got the same strong policy positions as John McCain."

[video of Britney Spears: “I think we should just trust our President in every decision that he makes.” ]

"What a maverick. Of course, they aren’t exactly the same; I think Britney knows the difference between Sunnis and Shi’ite."

Colbert = genius.

Posted by: Berto at August 6, 2008 3:26 AM

It can't be a good sign when Paris Hilton is more articulate and makes more sense than both the incumbent and the presumptive GOP nominee to replace him.

Posted by: Magrooder at August 6, 2008 10:57 PM

That "empty headed Hollywood floozie" has parlayed that image into more money than God. Plus she absolutely demolishes poor McCain. I'm still laughing at the zombies and Yoda images. But props to Crank for having the sense of humor to post it.

Posted by: seth soothsayer at August 7, 2008 5:51 PM
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