Punch Drunk

Bill Simmons has a fun recap of last night�s Patriot loss, including his take on how he would do the obligatory Monday Night Football introduction of himself:

I would give the “Bill Simmons, College of the Holy Cross” instead of just the “Holy Cross,” to squeeze the extra three words in for more camera time. And I think I would grow a cheesy porn mustache just for the occasion. But that’s just me.


However, I can�t help but wonder: can a regular season loss by a team that was 12-1 really qualify as a �stomach-puncher�?