*When the House Armed Services Subcommittee on Tactical Air and Land Forces needs testimony on the best military equipment for soldiers in the field, who should they call as a witness? Why, Cher, of course.
*Stephen Colbert asks RFK jr, who is still peddling discredited conspiracy theories about the 2004 election (the presidential election, not the Washington governor’s race), “Was it easier for Bush to steal Ohio in 2004 or for your uncle to steal Illinois in 1960?” No word yet, I assume, from the people who demanded laughter at Colbert’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner routine.
*A judge wants Alec Baldwin’s head examined. I’m sure they won’t find anything.