Who Will Vote No?

Michael Barone argues that Paul Wellstone is nearly the only endangered incumbent Democrat who’s likely to vote against the war. My guess is, that will kill him in Minnesota – not a real conservative state, to put it mildly, but one where it will be easy to bring out the ‘swing’ voters who voted for The Body and Ross Perot, who aren’t easy to get to the polls but might rise in anger at a senator who’s on the wrong side of the war issue. And you know what? Wellstone’s just the type of “I’d rather be right than president” politician who might welcome the opportunity to spend the rest of his life getting applause from little crowds of embittered Leftists with his tale of how his principled opposition to war cost him his Senate seat (better that, than having to wonder if it was breaking the two-terms pledge that did it).

BLOG/ The Financial Center

If you haven’t guessed yet, I’m facing another crisis-filled week at the office, and need to guard scarce free time for the playoffs. Result: very little bloggage this week. But I’ll leave you with this: I was down at the World Financial Center for meetings this morning. The Winter Garden, the beautiful glass-roofed atrium between two of the Financial Center’s towers that was crushed by falling debris, has been rebuilt and reopened. They had to fix the part with the bridge to the Trade Center, so it’s now a big panoramic window on the construction site at “Ground Zero.” I walked by some streets down there that I hadn’t crossed since . . . well, if you’re in the neighborhood, it doesn’t take that much to bring it all back.

The International Rule Book

My running comments on an article from the front page of today’s Washington Post (I’m excerpting here):
“The mixture of containment and establishing an international rule book by
and large encouraged democracy, the rule of law and open markets throughout
the world,” said Chris Patten, the European Union’s external affairs
minister, in an interview Friday. “Why should anyone think that that
approach was somehow less relevant after September 11th? I think it’s more
relevant.”

ISN’T IT JUST POSSIBLE THAT THE “INTERNATIONAL RULE BOOK” DOESN’T WORK WITH PEOPLE WHO DON’T ACCEPT IT?
Rallies by tens of thousands of anti-war demonstrators in London and Rome on Saturday were reminiscent of the protests of the early 1980s in favor of
nuclear disarmament and against President Ronald Reagan’s tough stance on
the Soviet Union.

YES, AND THOSE ENDED NATO AND DESTROYED THE UN, RIGHT? IN FACT, REAGAN DID JUST WHAT HE WANTED, AND NOW NATO HAS A BUNCH OF NEW DEMOCRACIES ASKING TO JOIN. EVEN RUSSIA WANTS IN.
But here in Brussels, opposition to what is seen as the administration’s emerging unilateralism comes not just from the left but from across the board, and includes the highest levels of the EU.
ARE WE TO BELIEVE THAT “THE LEFT” AND “THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF THE EU” ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS?
Officials concede that one of their problems is that they do not speak with
one voice. The views of European leaders range from British Prime Minister
Tony Blair’s spirited endorsement of the Bush administration’s Iraq policy
to German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder’s equally spirited criticism, with
French President Jacques Chirac somewhere in between. “It’s our weakness,
not America’s strength, that is the problem,” said Elmar Brok, chairman of
the European Parliament’s foreign affairs committee.

NO KIDDING!
“We have no influence because we have no common European approach.”
Although the European Union is a baroque collection of institutions,
regulations and formalism designed to transform narrow national interests
into collective policies,

SOUNDS LIKE THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS TO ME
feelings still count — and European feelings have been badly bruised in recent months
NEW YORK’S FEELINGS WERE HURT TOO
The Europeans say the administration views them as “Euro wimps” who don’t pull their weight militarily, and who prefer prevarication to plain-speaking and appeasement to action.
NOTE THAT NOBODY OFFERS ANY EVIDENCE TO CONTRADICT THIS
Many officials
WHO DON’T HAVE THE STONES TO GO ON THE RECORD
regret that Schroeder took his stance, which helped him win a
narrow reelection victory last week, without consulting his European
partners. But they say that Schroeder was reflecting the views not just of
the German electorate, but of people throughout the continent. “President
Bush would not be able to walk the streets of Berlin shaking hands right
now,”
THAT DIDN’T STOP FDR a senior official said, “or the streets of Madrid.”
Europeans also resent U.S. predictions that they will inevitably go along
with military action against Iraq, whether it is sanctioned by the United
Nations or not. “The consequences of allowing America to go in alone would
be too severe,” conceded another senior official. But not every European
leader would go along, he said. “A lot of Europeans would feel they’d been
put in an intolerable position.” For those who would agree to participate
militarily, “it would be less a coalition of the willing than of the
dragooned.”

IN OTHER WORDS, NOBODY IS DISAGREEING THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN
(At this point, the usual whining about Kyoto and the International Criminal Court . . . I don’t even have the heart to go after those canards, but they also cite U.S. support for Sharon’s policies in Israel, without explaining how this could possibly injure the Europeans)
The terrorist attacks on New York and the Pentagon momentarily overshadowed those disputes and created a wave of sympathy and support for the United States. “We’re All Americans Now,” declared the front page of Le Monde, the left-of-center Paris daily that usually takes pleasure in America-bashing.
But that sentiment quickly faded. European officials now concede that they
were slow to recognize the depth of the wound and shock to Americans — and
the degree to which Americans would take literally the concept of a war on
terrorism. “For you, it’s not symbolic, it’s a real term,” one official said. “From that moment, you decided it’s your problem and you have to solve it and the rest of the world can either help, or, if not, to hell with them.”

THE AMERICANS MEAN IT WHEN THEY SAY “WAR”! WE THOUGHT THEY’D JUST BUILD SOME MORE GIANT MULTINATIONAL BUREAUCRACIES AND GO HOME!
Europeans, who have experienced terrorism in such places as Northern Ireland and the Basque region of Spain
NOTE “EXPERIENCED” NOT “SUCCESSFULLY ERADICATED”
resent being dictated to
AREN’T THEY GLAD, THEN, THAT AMERICAN TROOPS KEEP GETTING RID OF THEIR DICTATORS?
Many people contend that the Americans have put too much emphasis on a military approach to attacking terrorism
AH, THAT JOURNALIST’S FRIEND, “MANY PEOPLE”
and not enough on dealing with what they identify as root causes, such as poverty and lack of freedoms.
SO, THE SOLUTION TO “LACK OF FREEDOMS” IS TO LEAVE SADDAM, THE IRANIAN MULLAHS, ETC. IN PLACE AS THEY ARE? AND TO BE NEUTRAL BETWEEN ARAFAT AND ISRAEL?
“None of this in any way justifies or explains what happened on September 11th,” Patten said, “but perhaps it means we have a slightly more nuanced idea of how you deal with terrorism.”
I.E., DON’T ROCK THE BOAT AND HOPE THEY GO AFTER SOMEBODY ELSE
Worse, many believe that Washington has adopted a militarized foreign policy
THAT WOULD BE KNOWN, IN AMERICAN CIRCLES, AS A “WAR”
that divides the world too simply into friends and enemies. Bush’s “Axis of
Evil” characterization, lumping North Korea and Iran with Iraq, disturbed
many here — including Britain, America’s most loyal European partner, which
was engaged in trying to build bridges to moderates in Iran when Bush’s
rhetorical hammer fell.

WE’VE BEEN TRYING THAT SINCE THE REAGAN YEARS, AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT US
The conflict over Iraq has crystallized many European fears. After the
hawkish statements of Vice President Cheney, national security adviser
Condoleezza Rice and Rumsfeld, many here concluded that the Bush
administration had no genuine interest in seeking to disarm Iraq of weapons
of mass destruction, but was using the issue as a ploy to topple Saddam
Hussein under any circumstances

WHICH WOULD BE THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO “DISARM IRAQ OF WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION,” NO?
While they welcomed Bush’s decision to seek a new U.N. Security Council resolution on weapons inspections — and give Britain’s Blair credit for helping guide Bush in that direction — they fear that the administration is only using the council as justification for military action, and will go ahead even without U.N. assent.
“It was wholly legitimate for President Bush to go to the United Nations and
to challenge the international community to make good on what it says it believes,” said Patten. “But that’s just not for one day. It’s got to be for real.”

DID I MISS SOMETHING? HAVE WE STOPPED WORK ON THE RESOLUTION?
Bush’s new strategic doctrine formalizes some of the trends Europeans find
most troubling. “Preemption says to us, ‘This is an empire and we will not allow anybody to get close to our capabilities and we are ready to act to prevent that from happening,’ ” a senior official said.

NOW WHO’S BEING SIMPLISTIC? IT’S NOT ABOUT FEAR OF “CAPABILITIES” – HECK, AT THE BEGINNING OF THE ARTICLE THEY WERE COMPLAINING ABOUT US TELLING EUROPE TO GET MORE OF THOSE. IT’S NOT ENGLAND OR EVEN INDIA WE’RE ATTACKING HERE FOR WANTING THE BOMB
Another official said the doctrine set a bad precedent — if it is all right for the United States to attack another country preemptively for supporting terrorism, he asked, then what is to prevent India from dropping a nuclear
bomb on Islamabad, the capital of Pakistan, in retaliation for Pakistani support for separatists in Kashmir?

THAT WOULD BE “PAKISTAN’S NUCLEAR ARSENAL,” THANK YOU
European officials search for signs that the American public is less hard-line than the administration. Every one of a half-dozen officials interviewed last week cited the recent opinion survey sponsored by the U.S. German Marshall Fund and Chicago Council of Foreign Relations indicating a convergence in views on security issues between Americans and Europeans and a solid American majority in favor of obtaining Security Council support for any attack on Iraq. Most cited with approval former vice president Al Gore’s attack on administration policy last week, although one official added, “If we’d said that here, we’d be immediately branded as anti-American.”
AND GORE . . . ?
U.S. diplomats contend European fears are overwrought. “Part of it [their fear] is European old-think — the old balance of power instincts,” said a senior U.S. diplomat, referring to the Cold War model in which strong nations balanced each other and effectively maintained world stability. “And I think part of it is that the Europeans see lots of reasons to interpret America’s terrorism war as America trying to bend Europe to its own will.”
Some Europeans agree that officials need to calm themselves and remember what they have in common with the United States. “There are so many areas where we have joint interests and so many similarities between us,” said Pascal Lamy, the EU’s trade commissioner. “Any good negotiator will tell you that Lesson One is having a clear view of each side’s starting positions.
Just getting there is a good start for living together because we have to live together.”

UNLESS THE TERRORISTS KILL US, THAT IS. BUT DON’T WORRY, THE AMERICANS ARE TAKING CARE OF THAT

No Blood for Trees

Barbra Streisand says that “such special interests as the oil industry, the chemical companies, the logging industry, the defense contractors, the mining industry, and the automobile industry . . . clearly have much to gain if we go to war against Iraq” and commands Dick Gephardt “to publicly convey this message to the American people.” As one blogger (“Ranting Screeds”) notes, perhaps the Anti-War Left’s new slogan will be “No Blood For Trees.”

Not Fooling Anyone

If you’re a Democrat looking for a reason to abandon Al Gore, here’s another one: he’s tipping his pitches. I was thinking the other day that I can’t remember a speech that triggered so much well-written, dead-on-target commentary – from friends, not just foes – in such a short span. OK, there have been some big targets, like Clinton’s August 17, 1998 non-apology, Gore’s 2000 convention speech or Pat Buchanan’s speech to the 1992 GOP Convention. But like a pitcher who’s seen the same team too much lately, Gore is now facing a united front of politicos, pundits, editorialists, and bloggers who know his whole routine and his characteristic failings so well that they can see them coming a mile away when he launches into a speech. People know what notes to take, and they come away with an endless bag of put-downs for the man. Put another way: everybody knows by now how to hit Gore.
I’ve already linked to a ton of these; just check out Jonah Goldberg and Charles Krauthammer and you will see what I mean. Even The New Republic, a neophyte at Gore-bashing, had this to say: “And so you’re back from outer space. I just walked in to find you here, with that sad look upon your face. I should have changed that stupid lock. I should have made you leave your key. If I had known for just one second you’d be back to bother me.” Oops, what Gore’s longest-suffering supporters said was that his “speech . . . consisted of neither honest criticism nor honest opposition. Rather, it sounded like a political broadside against a president who Gore no doubt feels occupies a post that he himself deserves. But bitterness is not a policy position.
Get off the stage, and bring on a new guy so everyone can say, “what’s his angle?” and the optimists can project upon him their earnest hopes for the Party, and us right-wing nut cases have to go fill a new clippings file. Instead, Gore winds up, and everyone in the park knows the eephus pitch is coming. Or, in this case, the spitter.

Gray Davis SLAPPdown

I haven’t seen this anywhere else – a California court yesterday vacated an injunction issued by a lower court and threw out a lawsuit filed by Gray Davis’ campaign committee against the American Taxpayers’ Alliance, which had alleged that ATA violated California’s campaign finance laws by running an advertisement that “has no other purpose than to denigrate Governor Davis.” What kind of country would let just anyone denigrate the Governor, on television no less? The court found that the lawsuit ran afoul of a California statute prohibiting “SLAPP” (Strategic Lawsuits Against Public Participation”) and the First Amendment because the ad, while critical of The Governor, did not expressly advocate his defeat in an election. (Of course, campaign finance ‘reformers’ may take heart from the court’s distinction of other cases on the grounds that the ad ran in June 2001 when “no election was imminent . . . [t]he primary and general gubernatorial elections in 2002 were 8 months and 18 months away, respectively.”

I Ran So Far Away

I heard this bombshell on Imus this morning (because I was too lazy to change radio stations in my car) – Al Qaeda is back in business, and guess where they have training camps? (Hint: think “axis of evil.” Hint, hint: First up on Michael Ledeen’s hit list). Clearly, we need to go in and get rid of them, ASAP, regardless of the war on Iraq. It shouldn’t slow us down militarily – if we can’t take on Iran and Iraq at the same time, we have more serious problems than we think – and it wouldn’t necessarily require an immediate effort at regime change, although once we’re done with Saddam that should be at the top of the priority list. Diplomatically, it may upset the applecart, but Bush has already established a fairly ironclad precedent of chasing Al Qaeda wherever they may be, and he can’t plausibly find a reason here not to do so sooner or later, preferably sooner.

Turnabout

Saw the TV tape of Tom Daschle flipping his lid on the Senate floor yesterday. So, OK, it’s dirty pool for the GOP to accuse the Democrats of being unconcerned about national security for blocking the new Homeland Security Department until the Dems can force the department to keep civil service protections that make it insanely difficult to discipline or fire people and thus hold them accountable for their performance? Well, somebody with a search engine and a few hours to spare should check on what the Democrats and their friends at the NY Times and elsewhere were saying last October and November about Republican opposition to their plan to federalize airport security. Betcha betcha betcha find a whole mother load of accusations of Republicans putting profits over national security and the like. How soon we forget.
UPDATE: Andrew Sullivan thinks Daschle just lost his cool from being pushed by both sides on the war when he wants to talk about other issues. I wonder if the Tom Harkin scandal is a factor too – one more bit of bad news that could undermine Daschle’s strategy for keeping the Senate.
Speaking of Homeland Job Security, Mickey Kaus suggests a 50/50 plan: give 50% of the employees job security. What an office-politics nightmare that would be – don’t you think the civil service employees, by their permanence, would acquire great influence over whether the other half get fired? — and you’d just be committing to have half the people do most of the work. Instead, how about a 10% rule – say, in each sector of the Department (Coast Guard, INS, Border Patrol, etc.) you could only terminate the employment of 10% of the work force each year without triggering notice and hearing protections. Many times you wouldn’t need to go that far, and if you had an incident big and ugly enough to require a bigger purge, you’d probably be able to handle the hearings by aggregating the proceedings somehow. But the 10% rule would solve the principal problems Kaus points to, i.e., the return of a spoils system of political patronage and the loss of institutional memory from excessive turnover. Some corporations have adopted plans to evaluate employee performance and regularly weed out the bottom 10 or 15%, and this plan would have a similar effect on productivity and morale by discouraging people from being perceived as being the bottom of the barrel.

110/110 Club

If Todd Helton scores 4 runs and drives in 3 this weekend, he’ll have his 4th consecutive season of 110 runs and 110 RBI. How hard is this? Let’s look at the guys who have done it, ranked by consecutive seasons (I compiled this list from baseball-reference.com, so it’s possible I missed somebody):
13 Lou Gehrig
8 Ted Williams*
7 Babe Ruth
7 Jimmie Foxx
5 Alex Rodriguez+
4 Hank Greenberg
4 Chuck Klein
4 Jeff Bagwell=
4 Ken Griffey jr.
*-1939-42 and 1946-49. So sue me for giving him credit for the World War II gap.
+ – Including 2002
= – Assumes he won’t drive in and score 15-20 runs this weekend.
Three observations: (1) wow, 13 years in a row. (2) How’s this for fast company for A-Rod? (3) All these guys are either active or played in the 1930s. Also, consider the names who don’t appear here to see how exclusive this club is, like Mays, Cobb, Hornsby, and Musial.
I’m not sure how many guys did it three times; here’s the list of guys I found after looking all over: besides Helton, there’s Mel Ott, Duke Snider, Joe DiMaggio, Joe Medwick, Hank Aaron, and Vern Stephens.

Justice Douglas’ Fears

Speaking of “Bugs” Harkin, the story brings back memories of one of the more bizarre Supreme Court opinions I’ve ever read – one that speaks both to the climate of hysteria in the early 1970s and to Justice Douglas’ paranoia: his opinion dissenting from the denial of certiorari in Heutsche v. United States, which includes the following passage:
Mr. Justice Holmes in Olmstead v. United States, 277 U.S. 438, 470 (dissenting), called wire-tapping ‘dirty business.’ That decision was rendered in 1928. Since that time ‘dirty business’ has become the apt phrase describing the regime under which we now live. . . . We who live in the District of Columbia know that electronic surveillance is commonplace. I am indeed morally certain that the Conference Room of this Court has been ‘bugged’; and President Johnson during his term in the White House asserted to me that even his phone was tapped.
We deal with a disease that has permeated our society. . . . The conversation of one’s lawyer over the telephone may be as helpful to Big Brother as the conversation of the accused herself. . . . If electronic surveillance were strictly employed by the Executive Branch, we might be chary in enlarging its duties as requested here. But since we live in a regime where the ‘dirty business’ of wiretapping runs rampant, I would apply the statute liberally to check the disease which almost every newspaper tells us has poisoned out body politic.
We are told that in this case the applicant’s lawyers did discuss her case with persons other than herself over the telephone. Is Big Brother to have a ringside seat where he can listen to all the confidences of lawyers who defend an accused? If so, what happens to the valued right of counsel protected by the Sixth Amendment?
* * *
In a country where the Government overhears over 500,000 conversations a year pursuant to court authorized wiretaps alone, it is difficult to gainsay anyone’s fear of the intrusion of Big Brother’s ear. The daily news brings fresh evidence to make a reality of Chief Justice Warren’s warning that the ‘fantastic advances in the field of electronic communication constitute a great danger to the privacy of the individual. . . .’ In such circumstances the Government’s claim that it should not be put to the task of searching its files for evidence of specific surveillance cannot be treated lightly. I take cognizance of the fact that the mass of aggregate data on the citizenry yielded in this Orwellian era may indeed make the task a difficult one.
(footnotes omitted)

Lileks on Daschle

Read today’s Lileks, which has an intriguing discourse on storming the beaches at Normandy in a computer game — “this really happened, and no one got a second chance. Some didn�t even get a first one” — Lileks sets the point up well enough to make you think, without really connecting all the dots on this one. Then, he does an abbreviated version of the Full Lileks on Tom Daschle; as usual the whole thing is worth reading, but the conclusion is lethal:
“It�s telling that Daschle finally showed �passion� when he felt the Senate was being attacked. . . .Zell [Miller] made a speech as equally impassioned as Daschle, but the subject was the injuries of the nation, not the tender sensibilities of the Senate. I was walking Jasper when he ran down the litany of horrors that might make people look back and wonder why the Senate dragged its heels. ‘Will it take a smallpox outbreak that wipes out the twin cites of Minneapolis and St. Paul?’ he asked.
For a moment I had a vision of queuing at the clinic, Gnat in my arms, waiting for the prick and the hiss, wondering if we�d be among the ones who reacted badly to the vaccine, wondering if the disease would spread to Mexico, and how many there would die, and how many more would pour north in search of a shot.
Two Democrats, two views. Senator Miller�s comments focussed my mind the nation, on a future I�d like to avoid.
Senator Daschle�s comments focussed my mind on Senator Daschle.”

Not The Problem

Michael Barone, counting noses as usual, says China won’t waste the weapon of a Security Council veto on a case where we are going to act anyway – after all, that would dilute the Security Council’s influence and hence the value of the veto threat for some later adventure (he doesn’t say it, but I’m guessing North Korea comes to mind) where our mandate is weaker and China’s interest is stronger.

This NY Times story

This NY Times story is awfully tendentious. The headline “Daschle Denounces Bush Remarks on Iraq as Partisan” implies that Daschle’s complaints are about Bush’s comments on Iraq. Contrast CNN:
“But Bush’s comments of late about Senate Democrats and national security have come in the context of the fight over legislation for the proposed Department of Homeland Security . The Bush comment about the Senate not being “interested” in national security came at a campaign event Monday in New Jersey when the president was talking about the legislation — not Iraq.”
The egregious bias in the Times piece is to toss in the Bob Dole remark about ‘Democrat wars,’ which is only relevant if you are trying to say that Republicans and only Republicans politicize war. The Democrats would never do that – never, oh, say, run a TV commercial with a mushroom cloud to suggest that the GOP Presidential nominee would drag us into nuclear war.

Contempt For Gore

Contempt for the Gore speech is still pouring in from the conservative quarters of the blogosphere; Andrew Sullivan’s take was almost identical to my own, and OxBlog has a good roundup including Michael Kelly’s just slightly over the top assault on Gore (Kelly writes, “If there is a more reprehensible piece of bloody shirt-waving in American political history than this attempt by a man on the sidelines to position himself as the hero of 3,000 unavenged dead, I am not aware of it.” — well, I think I might start with using Oklahoma City to bash Newt Gingrich, for one, and there are certainly others.)
I noted yesterday Gore’s contention that if the U.S. disregards international institutions by declaring pre-emptive war on Iraq, other nations will follow suit and invade whoever they want. There’s a fundamental fallacy in this — they won’t because we will stop them. If some regional-power yahoo, like Bashar Assad or that Turkmen idiot, feels like invading one of his neighbors, the mental picture of 250,000 Iraqi soldiers getting carpet-bombed and buried under sand dunes and running for their lives out of Kuwait ten years ago may come to mind. So may the fact that the Taliban was put to the mountains in a matter of weeks by an angry superpower. But in Al Gore’s world, the only thing holding back the deluge is U.N. resolutions, and nobody would dare violate those, nosiree Bob!
I’ll let The Wall Street Journal sink the final dagger here:
Some of our Democratic friends have said to us since the trauma of 9/11 that any U.S. President would have had to respond the way Mr. Bush has. A President Gore would have been just as determined and shown the same moral clarity. Mr. Gore has just told the country what he thinks about that argument.
Gore’s defenders have a choice: admit that he would not have been as steadfast as Bush – or worse, admit that his position while out of office is not the same one he would have had in office.

No Excuses

I’m just in a war & politics mood today . . .
Howard Kurtz has a great column today with all sorts of fun tidbits, including Tom Harkin’s Watergate, which is welcome news in the tight Senate balance. I loved this quote:
“U.S. Sen. Tom Harkin of Iowa apologized yesterday for his campaign’s role in passing along a transcript of a secretly taped meeting involving his election opponent. The aide who released the transcript acted independently, without the approval of Harkin or his campaign manager, the senator said. “‘I make no excuses,’ Harkin said in an interview with The Des Moines Register. ‘I am the captain of the ship, and I take responsibility, and I apologize for it. These things shouldn’t happen like that.'”
Yup, no excuses, except he acted alone, he didn’t tell us, it was a junior staffer, . . .

Maureen Dowd Self-Parody

I’d parody Maureen Dowd, but it can’t be done. Read today’s column and see if you can come up with anything shallower, snider or more blinkered or petulant than this. “Maybe the Bush policy on Empire & Pre-emption allows us to decide not only who can run a country, but what are the proper issues for other nations’ election debates.” That sounds like something you’d see posted on some far-out message board, not a newspaper with editors. “Only the Saudis get away with disobliging the administration on Iraq without being frozen out. They’re like the spoiled, foreign princesses in high school, dripping in Dolce & Gabbana and Asprey, who drive their Mercedes convertibles into the magic alpha circle.” Yeah, that sounds just like my high school. Never mind that part of the point of going after Iraq is to make the Saudis both less indispensable and less comfortable . . .

Simmons vs. Buckley

Our old friend Bill Simmons fleshes out his email riff on Steve Buckley into an ESPN column concluding, basically, that the Red Sox were good this year, just not good enough and got a few bad breaks, and there’s not much else to say about them. A sober assessment, and a grim view of the panicky, bomb-throwing Boston media. I tend to agree with some of Bill’s diagnosis, although I still maintain that the acquisitions of Tony Clark and John Burkett were worthwhile gambles; as I’ve noted, Burkett was pitching well until the end of July and has pitched well of late, he just tanked so badly in August that he killed the Red Sox’ season. Frankly, Mike Mussina and Roger Clemens haven’t been a whole heck of a lot better, let alone the Twins’ big three starters. Pitchers can be like that. The only fair ground for ripping the Clark move is if you think the Sox either (1) ignored medical evidence or (2) ignored something in his fine but injury-limited play the last two years that suggested he was going to hit the wall at age 30.

Campaign Finance Complexity

Speaking of campaign finance laws, Clinton-era figure Maria Hsia is asking the US Supreme Court to throw out her false statement conviction on the grounds that she didn’t know the campaign finance laws she was accused of violating. The Solicitor General’s office says that they don’t have to prove that and the Court shouldn’t take the case. The Court’s docket sheet says the petition will be reviewed (to see if the Court takes it) at the end of September. Granted that the statute at issue isn’t the only way to skin this prosecutorial cat, such a requirement, if adopted, would underline the enforcement problem with having insanely complicated laws in the first place. A simpler scheme would say, “Congress shall make no law . . . abridging the freedom of speech . . . ”

Doomed Diamondbacks?

There are reasons why teams that are not expected to win it all — and do — often come up short the next time around. When your margin of error is slim, losing your best hitter – as with the Luis Gonzalez injury – can be lethal. That said, the rest of the D-Backs’ offense is stronger this year than last, so if the bullpen doesn’t implode, maybe they hang in there. The other problem is, if Johnson and Schilling aren’t perfect again, they’re dead meat.

Frightened Old Folks

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, and I may run with this one some more when I have more time to write: is Continental Europe’s timidity in foreign affairs linked to demographics? Yes, Muslim immigration, but more fundamentally I’m talking about an aging and shrinking population, with fewer young men and more old women. Think on it.

Anti-War Gore

Somebody forgot to upgrade Al Gore’s program; he’s still running Anti-War 3.0, the August 2002 version, when most of the Democrats have moved on to limiting the President’s mandate and then quickly changing the subject. Both Gore and (you guessed it) Jimmy Carter are still spitting out cliches that no serious person could value. Gore does nicely encapsulate the theory of the “only with the UN” crowd, when he “accused Bush of abandoning the goal of a world where nations follow laws. ‘That concept would be displaced by the notion that there is no law but the discretion of the president of the United States,’ he said. ‘If other nations assert the same right, then the rule of law will quickly be replaced by the reign of fear,’ and any nation that perceives itself threatened would feel justified in starting wars, he said.”
Of course, the rule of law is also undermined when people who break the law suffer no consequences, as would happen here with Saddam. In that sense, Gore fits neatly in David Brooks’ box: he’s so caught up with Bush that he has nothing to say about Saddam after having argued in campaign 2000 that he would push for Saddam’s overthrow (hey, wouldn’t that violate the law?) But the failure to enforce international law runs to a deeper failing: the all-too-common Left/liberal view that having laws is the important thing, as opposed to enforcing them. Thus, one can push for more complex and all-consuming campaign finance laws but then complain that there is “no controlling legal authority” when caught violating one of them, and hey, everybody does it! (We won’t even get into sexual harrassment law, but you remember that one too).
There’s a legitimate argument here that some of Bush’s preemption principles would shatter the already tissue-thin fabric of international institutions, but as the President has amply demonstrated, this specific case is one where those institutions are under an even greater threat from inaction than action. Any serious person in the governments of reluctant allies like Germany or Saudi Arabia surely, privately, knows this. Perhaps Al Gore does too. If so, shame on him.
I always thought that Gore was a more serious threat to democracy than Clinton, because Gore at least seemed to be an honest man who adopted lying as a deliberate and cynical strategy, premised upon a contempt for the intelligence and attention spans of the voters, in the belief that it had been proven successful, whereas Clinton may well be so steeped in his own deceptions that he really can’t see that what he’s doing is wrong. Here we have another example: Anti-War Gore is no more convincing than Semi-Hawk Al was during the Cold War, or Last Minute Convert To The War Gore was in 1991. They all smell like carefully calibrated examples of opportunism. Except this time, the stakes of opportunism are unacceptably high.

Eye On Middle Eastern Studies

Stanley Kurtz at NRO is once again stumping for free speech in the academy, this time lauding Daniel Pipes’ attempt to create a MEMRI-like organization dedicated to exposing the biases of Middle Eastern Studies faculties and their efforts to stamp out any, well, actual studies of the Middle East. My lawyer’s heart just loves organizations like this that get specific with people who attack with broad, false generalities and hate to be confronted with reality.

David Brooks on the anti-war Left

David Brooks of The Weekly Standard has the definitive account of the anti-war Left’s critical flaw — its total abdication of responsibility for dealing with the actual threats at hand. There are too many gems in this piece to excerpt; here are just a few:
“When you read through the vast literature of the peace camp, you get the impression that Saddam Hussein is some distant, off-stage figure not immediately germane to matters at hand.”
On the “Not In Our Names” advertisement taken out by a bunch of what Brooks charitably calls ‘peaceniks’:
“In the text of the ad, which runs to 15 paragraphs, Saddam Hussein is not mentioned. Weapons of mass destruction are not mentioned. The risks posed by terrorists and terror organizations are not mentioned. Instead there are vague sentiments . . . The entire exercise is a picture perfect example of moral exhibitionism, by a group of people decadently refusing even to acknowledge the difficulties and tradeoffs that confront those who actually have to make decisions about policy.”
On Chomsky and his ilk: “Their supposed demons–Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, Doug Feith, Donald Rumsfeld, and company–occupy their entire field of vision, so that there is no room for analysis of anything beyond, such as what is happening in the world. For the peace camp, all foreign affairs is local; contempt for and opposition to Wolfowitz, Perle, Rumsfeld, et al. is the driving passion. When they write about these figures it is with a burning zeal. But on the rare occasions when they write about Saddam, suddenly all passion drains away. Saddam is boring, but Wolfowitz tears at their soul. . . This is the dictionary definition of parochialism–the inability to consider the larger global threats because one is consumed by one’s immediate domestic hatreds. This parochialism takes many forms, but all the branches of the opposition to the war in Iraq have one thing in common: Iraq is never the issue. Something else is always the issue.”
One more, on the Dems: “Among some Democrats in Washington, a second form of parochialism has emerged. They see the Iraq conflict as a subplot within the midterm election campaigns. . . .What’s fascinating about this wag-the-dog theory is what it reveals about the mentality of the people who float it. These are politicians (far from all of them Democrats) who have never cared about foreign affairs, have no history with the Cold War, have no interest in America’s superpower role. One sometimes gets the sense that these people can’t imagine how anybody could genuinely be more interested in matters of war and peace than in such issues as prescription drugs, Social Security, and Enron. If the president does pretend to care more about nuclear weapons and such, surely it must be a political tactic. For them, the important task is to get the discussion back to the subjects they care about, and which they think are politically advantageous. . . . The president must “make the case,” many Democrats say, as if they are incapable of informing themselves about what is potentially one of the greatest threats to the United States. “
Read the whole thing. It’s more than worth it.

RELIGION: Hide and Go Mosque

Anyone who thinks that the abuse of mosques to hide terrorists is new should read Murder at the Harlem Mosque, an account of how Black Muslims in the early 1970s used a mosque to shield the murder of a New York City cop. It’s a terrible thing when the government starts zeroing in on houses of worship; we are all less free for the precedent. But separation of church and crime is at least as important as separation of church and state. People of faith do themselves and their devotions no favors by granting sanctuary to those who spread violence, nor by inciting the hatred that feuls such violence. The best way, after all, to stop people from killing in the name of God is for leaders of the faith to make clear that He will grant no favor to those who do so.

Old-Time Zito

Another link from the Baseball Primer: Barry Zito is apparently a throwback to the days of early 20th century pitchers who grew up throwing constantly with no fear of hurting himself. For now, consider him a data point in favor of that approach. And stay tuned to see if he holds up long term.
But could Barry Zito throw 300 innings in a season? We’ll probably never get to find out.

CROW, ANYONE?

Mike Francesa on WFAN was berating some fan who called in yesterday, predicting a 31-21 Jets loss, with the Dolphins jumping out to a 31-7 lead and the Jets saving face with some garbage time TDs. Francesa told the guy he’d be embarrassing himself by 6pm. How’s that crow taste? Football prognosticating can be a damn humbling business.

Grant Roberts

The now-infamous Grant Roberts photo, if you missed it. Maybe it’s just me, but I’m not getting my shorts in a knot over pitchers smoking pot. I mean, there’s a basic social norm that says we can’t have people openly admit to being pot-heads unless they’re rock stars or something (and thus expected to lead self-destructively dissolute lives), but the main concern with pot is that it saps agressiveness and, well, reliability. I suppose that is problem if you’ve got concerns about a guy’s conditioning, but pitching is a crazy business, and what a guy does off the field to deal with the stress shouldn’t be a big concern unless he gets arrested.
Everyday players are another matter entirely – there’s a much greater need to keep guys focused and aggressive (maybe there’s a reason Tony Tarasco has never been able to develop enough to hold an everyday job), and far lesser concerns over people stressing themselves out to the point of being unable to function, which is a big problem with pitchers. (If I’m the Mets, of course, I’d be looking desperately for evidence that some of my big underachievers are doing anything that could be characterized as a breach of their contractual obligations, or at least that they’re doing something that’s more easily corrected than just getting old).
Look, I’ve never smoked the stuff and wouldn’t, and maybe somebody who knows more about pot would disagree with me. My general reaction on the legalize-marijuana crowd has long been that I might be open to persuasion, but I’ve yet to be convinced that letting Phillip Morris market bongs to 14-year-olds is a good idea (don’t kid yourself: you can’t advocate legalization if you aren’t willing to accept big corporations selling the stuff). The biggest problem with the pot aspect of the war on drugs is its rank hypocrisy, i.e., the fact that everybody knows that the law is widely violated and can’t help but be selectively enforced. But as long as the world is as it is, I’m not going into a tizzy over this whole Roberts thing.

Senate News

Bob Novak’s Saturday column has some nuggets: The Republicans could gain a critical Senate seat in South Dakota by making the war on Iraq a campaign issue; among the fights on homeland security, “[u]nions are insisting on strict seniority, without regard to language capability, for Customs personnel sent abroad for pre-screening”; highly-regarded Tennessee Senator Dr. Bill Frist is contemplating retirement in 2006.

German Shell Games

People complain about the timing and completeness of corporate disclosures in the U.S., but check out this doozy: Germany’s peacenik Social Democrat prime minister Gerhard Schroeder finishes in essentially a tie with his opponent, each garnering 38.5% of the vote (remember this when some Euro-snob pundit gripes about Bush not having an electoral mandate), and Schroder wins the tiebreaker because another team in his division (the Greens) won more games in the NFC . . . anyway, notice this item buried at the end of UPI’s report:
“Even more challenging than repairing the rift with Washington is the looming crisis with Germany’s partners in the euro, Europe’s new single currency. Germany delayed publishing its budget deficit figures until after the election, fearing it would breach the maximum level allowed under the rules of the eurozone’s Stability Pact. If budget deficits exceed 3 percent of gross domestic product, an offending country faces fines of up to 0.5 percent of GDP. In Germany’s case, that means fines of up to $10 billion.
The German economy is heading back into recession, and the higher spending on paying for more and more unemployed. Combined with lower tax revenues, this spending means the Stability Pact is almost certain to be breached. And even though France is also seeking some relaxation from the pact’s tight rules, other members of the euro currency have said they refuse to change it, fearing a loss of credibility in world currency markets.”

(Emphasis added). In other words — leaving aside the fact that the EU apparently operates under something very similar to Major League Baseball’s collective bargaining agreement (“Ach, General von Schroedergrabber, you spent too much on your bureaucrats, we must fine you for breaching the luxury tax!”) — the German ruling party has been hiding the government’s finances to pull the wool over the world’s currency markets, at least until after the election. Say what you will about American politics, even Gray Davis couldn’t pull off something like this.

BASEBALL/RELIGION: Muslims in Major League

Muslims in Major League Baseball? There have been many in the NFL and NBA, but I’m not so sure about baseball. The one guy I remember is former Pirates shortstop (from the mid-1980s) Sammy Khalifa, who this popup-infested tribute website describes grandiosely as “the Arab Jackie Robinson.” Khalifa may actually be both the only MLB player of Arab descent and of Muslim faith; if he’s not, I’d love to hear who else fills the bill. I seem to recall that his father was an imam, although I could be wrong on that.
(I remember having this baseball card too).

O’Rourke in Cairo

Haven’t read this one from the Atlantic all the way through yet, but it looks promising (NRO had the link yesterday): PJ O’Rourke on Egypt. O’Rourke, of course, has the gift of convincing the reader that his life was in constant danger every time he leaves the U.S. Here’s a classic from this one, on driving in Cairo:
“[M]ost foreign driving has the advantage of either brevity, in its breakneck pace, or safe if sorry periods of complete rest, in jam-ups. Cairenes achieve the prolonged bravado of NASCAR drivers while also turning any direction they want, in congestion worse than L.A.’s during an O.J. freeway chase.
When I could bear to peek, I saw traffic cops�not in ones or twos but in committees, set up at intersections and acting with the efficiency and decisiveness usual to committees. And I saw a driving school. What could the instruction be like? ‘No, no, Anwar, faster through the stop sign, and make your left from the far-right lane.’ Surely John Kifner, Chris Matthews, and NBC News are kidding when they use ‘Arab street’ as a metaphor for anything in the Middle East. Or, considering the history of the Middle East, maybe they aren’t.”

Next Potter

This was in yesterday’s Wall Street Journal: JK Rowling has finished a 700+ page manuscript of the next Harry Potter book, she thinks she can have it cleaned up enough to go to the publisher in 3-6 months, she’s four months pregnant (I’m guessing she’ll want the book out of her hair before the baby comes, assuming the pregnancy goes smoothly), and the desperate publishers plan to turn it around in about 2-3 months. Net result: the book should be out some time around April or May 2003.