Hang It Up, Scott

Well, maybe it was a nice idea, but Scott Erickson, who’s lost his slot in the Dodgers’ starting rotation, is not just done, but long past done. It’s been six years now since Erickson posted an ERA lower than 5.55. Since 2000, Erickson’s ERA is 6.46, the highest of any major league pitcher to throw at least 250 innings in that period. Over that stretch he’s walked more men than he struck out and allowed 11.34 hits per 9 innings. This season, he’s walked 18 and struck out just 9 while allowing 11 home runs in 42.2 innings. It’s over.

The Old Master

Man, Pedro’s 8 shutout innings were just an absolute pitching clinic tonight, as he methodically dismantled the Marlins lineup like he was picking the wings off a fly. In, out, faster, slower . . . he was just one step ahead with his changes in speeds and locations, just getting in their heads and outsmarting them. Tom Seaver, in the broadcast booth, is just completely energized when Pedro’s out there -you can feel his enjoyment of great pitching like this, as he and Fran Healy spent the last few innings guessing where they’d call the next pitch – “I think he’s got him here, Fran, I’d go up a couple inches and just move a little outside and he’ll bite.”
For the record, though, I would have pulled Pedro for a pinch hitter after 7, when he came up with a runner on second and one out, a 1-run lead, and already having thrown 100 pitches. He moved the runner over – as if this is a big deal, getting a man to third with two outs – and Jose Reyes went Bobbing for Bad Pitches to strike out and leave Pedro and then Looper to cling to a 1-0 lead.

Winning Is The Only Thing

In general, I agree with this Max Boot column on revisiting the roles of women and gays in the military. (via Instapundit). The only question, in both cases, should be whether the effectiveness of the military can be increased. Like Boot and a lot of other conservatives, my big concern in the 1990s was that people pushing social changes in the military were subordinating that objective to other goals.
Ultimately, of course, this is one issue that should be decided solely by the professional military leadership, without political interference from either side. But it couldn’t hurt to make sure that the military leadership has confidence that whatever decisions it makes won’t be second-guessed politically.

Those Pesky Connections

We just keep getting more pieces of the puzzle connecting Saddam’s regime to Al Qaeda and other terrorist groups (via Instapundit), although as always, there are questions of how much we really know (see questions raised here by Smash). I, for one, am glad that the option of collaborating with a regime like Saddam’s is no longer open to Al Qaeda, and that we’re no longer subject to that uncertainty.
In another year or two, someone needs to do a revised version of Stephen Hayes’ book and really tie together what we do and don’t know about Saddam’s ties to Al Qeada, and which things we think we know but haven’t proven one way or another. Frankly, given the covert nature of these kinds of contacts, I’m amazed we know as much as we do. Not that we’re likely to get much help from the media, which regards this as a closed question.

Quick Links 5/26/05

*Nobody Expects The Italian Inquisition! If ever there’s a case where artists and writers the world over should be rising as one in protest of official censorship and incipient theocracy, this is it. Don’t hold your breath waiting.
*Jeff Baxter, from rock star to counter-terrorist expert. (via Wizbang):

During one background interview, Mr. Baxter says, he was asked whether he could be bribed with money or drugs. He recalls telling the investigators not to worry because he had already “been there, done that, and given away the T-shirt” during his rock career.

*Slate has a fascinating article on how it was determined that the male-female population imbalance in some countries is largely the result of Hepatitis B.
*Dustbury links to “The Billboard Country Music Top Ten If Kenny Chesney Were Anakin Skywalker and Renée Zellweger Were Padmé Amidala.” Such as, “The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face (You Looked Exactly The Same As You Do Now. It’s Weird.)”
*The nanny state strikes again, requiring contests to include math problems for Canadians.
*Historical perspective from NRO: Vintage Goldberg on one of Hillary Clinton’s less than shining moments. I agree entirely with the concluding paragraph. And a classic example of unreality-based overwrought attacks on judges: Ted Kennedy on that dangerous, extremist right-winger David Souter.
*More historical perspective on judicial filibusters from Ann Althouse.
*Interesting and balanced NY Times Magazine profile of Rick Santorum. The Washington Post had a nearly identical profile last month.

Eternal Truths

Negro League pioneer Rube Foster, quoted in Only the Ball Was White, on why as a manager he generally ordered his players to take two strikes early in the game:

If you let a player make the pitcher pitch four or five balls to him, he will tire around seven innings, and if you can hit him at the beginning you can hit him when he is weaker and less effective. It is at this point I always center my attack. In most cases it is successful.

The Sisco Kid

One of the few bright spots for the Royals this year has been Andy Sisco, a Rule V pick (from the Cubs) who’s been put to maximum use in middle relief, appearing in 20 of KC’s 45 games, on a pace to toss 92.1 innings out of the bullpen. The 22-year-old Sisco is a big, big guy, listed at 6’10” and 270 pounds, he’s lefthanded and he throws in the 90s (Christian Ruzich has more), so he inevitably draws comparisons to Randy Johnson; his Rule V status also brings to mind Johan Santana, who was obtained the same way by the Twins.
Those are unfairly weighty comparisons, but Sisco has pitched impressively: he’s striking out 10.87 batters per 9 innings, among the highest rates in baseball, and has allowed just 2 home runs and 17 hits in 25.2 innings of work. He’s still an unfinished project, of course, walking 5.61 batters per 9, a rate that’s been closer to 1 per inning in recent outings. KC fans can tell you, from watching Mike McDougal, what that kind of control can do to a pitcher with electric stuff. But fortunately for Sisco, the Royals have an inexhaustible supply of meaningless games in which a young middle reliever can work on his control.
UPDATE: I should note, by the way, that Sisco was a starter in the minors. I assume the point of investing major league innings in him now – other than the fact that he’s actually one of the team’s most effective relievers already – is to groom him to join the rotation in 2006 or 2007, mush the way Santana did with the Twins.
If you look down that K/9 list, some more interesting notes:
*The only guy to throw at least 20 innings with a K/9 of 7 or better and not allow a home run so far is Huston Street, who’s stepping into the closer’s role (possibly for good) while Octavio Dotel is on the DL for a few weeks. Street’s been a bright spot in an A’s pitching staff that has collapsed after a hot start: he’s been almost as wild as Sisco (their numbers are actually rather similar), but if you can strike enough guys out and keep the ball in the park, you can be real tough to beat. Street is reminiscent of a young Billy Wagner at this point.
*At the opposite pole is Joe Blanton, the Oakland prospect who has bombed, striking out 13 in 43.2 innings of work. The rest of his numbers have now caught up (or, more properly, caught down) with his inability to fool anyone (shades of Jimmy Gobble, another well-regarded prospect who the league caught up with in a hurry last season). Blanton can’t survive in the majors with those kind of numbers.
*Another guy who’s very low in the K department is Jon Garland, whiffing 4.18 men per 9. Garland has cut his walks and slashed his HR/9 numbers (just 3 in 66.2 IP compared to 34 gophers last season), and his ability to keep that up will determine whether he can remain near his new level of effectiveness. Garland’s never been terrible, but he’s never hinted that he was about to be this good, either; he’s in many ways a data point in favor of the idea that even modestly talented starting pitchers, like NFL quarterbacks, are bound to have at least one really good year if they can stay healthy for enough years and keep taking the ball.
*Tomo Okha is really playing with fire with a 21/16 BB/K ratio and 5 homers in 43.2 IP.

Cease Fire

I can’t add a lot to the rivers of pixels that have been expended on the filibuster “deal.” Obviously, it’s not a good deal for Republicans, who for the future get only vague assurances of not filibustering except in “extraordinary” cases, which means nothing. Plus, as with cease-fires in war, an agreement of this nature is only useful if the will to enforce it can be summoned at the first violation. Making a deal when you have your forced mobilized always makes it harder to rally them again later.
Then again, it’s not such a great deal for Democrats, either, as the Republican promises in the deal are entirely unenforceable once the Democrats filibuster again on ideological grounds. Thus, the only thing the Democrats get is to step back for a while from the brink at a time when the GOP may or may not have had the votes.
In that light, the deal’s not a disaster overall – both sides went home unhappy, and Bill Frist got humiliated, but Bush does get a floor vote on three appellate court nominees, so unlike the typical Trent Lott-era deal at least there should be something lasting to show for all this.
Anyway, the pressure will only increase now on both parties not to compromise again at the next stage, when a Supreme Court nominee comes up. It’s gonna be ugly.

More Sith

Gary Farber has a long, interesting post on Revenge of the Sith, including a link to the original script and discussion of deleted scenes, some of which might have been useful to developing the plot. (via Instapundit). Farber and his commenters stress the usefulness, in understanding the broader story leading into Sith, of checking out the animated Clone Wars series and the Lucas-authorized novel Labyrinth of Evil, which leads directly into the opening of Sith. I missed the series but I’ll probably check out both, eventually.
Also, Orson Scott Card has a big-picture review worth reading (via Will Collier).
In addition to busting several box office records in the US with a $160 million opening weekend, Sith had “the most successful film-opening in UK cinema history” and “grossed $144.7 million overseas for a total of $303 million worldwide,” including more than $26 million in the UK and $22 million in France.

Dodgers’ Win-Share Items

In his interview with Paul DePodesta, Steve Henson of the Los Angeles Times writes that “Jeff Kent has been as advertised offensively and significantly better defensively at second.” The latter characterization is slowly becoming the conventional wisdom among the mainstream press. It expresses pleasant surprise at the slugger’s glove. Well, as of May 18, Kent trailed only Craig Counsell in fielding win shares among NL second basemen.
Meanwhile, Cesar Izturis stands alongside Clint Barmes and David Eckstein at the top of the league’s shortstop list. But the reigning gold-glove winner has been doing it more at the plate than at the hole. He’s the position leader in batting win shares (5.0). On defense, his 1.5 ranks fourth.
Lastly, as Studes points out, the Hee Seop Choi-Olmedo Saenz platoon has a combined 10 win shares, which tie MVP contenders Derrek Lee and Bobby Abreu (and exceed Albert Pujols). Of course, Saenz has logged some time at third, so some apples are mixed with the oranges. But we can say, at the very least, that the Dodgers’ problems do not lie at first. (It’s actually in the rotation.)

Wright and Wrong

We’ve certainly been treated lately to some reminders that David Wright, likely as he is to be a major star in the near future (among other things, he’s now #10 in all of baseball in number of pitches seen per plate appearance), is still a very young player who is prone to young player’s mistakes – fielding errors and, last night, running outside the baseline to break up a double play, resulting in the nullification of the tying runs and Wright’s ejection from the game. (It’s an open question whether Rafael Furcal would have turned the DP if Wright hadn’t veered in his direction, although MIke Cameron wouldn’t have scored the 7th run on the play.
On a related topic, Studes explains here why the Win Shares system assigns Jose Reyes zero defensive value thus far this season.

Health Savings Accounts

Matt Yglesias argues:

But let’s say conservatives are right. Let’s say the main problems with the US healthcare system really are overconsumption (i.e., third party payment encourages people to use health care services they don’t really need) and overregulation (i.e., mandated features on insurance plans designed to make them better just price them out of the range of too many consumers) and that, therefore, HSAs are a good solution. Isn’t universal health care still the way to go?

I think Yglesias undercounts the conservative objections, which also include lack of individual choice, erosion of the profit motive needed to drive further innovation, and the interposing of unnecessary third-party insurers. But anyway, let’s look at his solutions:

First, eliminate the tax preference for health insurance as compensation vis-à-vis money.

This would politically difficult, but I’d certainly agree that having people go through their employers to get health care involves an extra level of intermediary that does no good.

Next, implement a national catastrophic care program where the government will pick up the tab for any health expenses you incur over a “deductible” of $X which you need to pay out of pocket. Providing catastrophic care to the entire under-65 population shouldn’t be particularly expensive.

I’d agree with this – the present system is backwards. Insurance should be there, whether public or private (and in some cases public makes sense) to pick up costs that we can’t handle, not to pay ordinary expenses.
Of course, this still leaves Health Savings Accounts as a logical solution for those intermediate-cost expenses, things that you can and should save for – Yglesias doesn’t get to those.

Quick Links 5/24/05

*A Vietnamese reporter for TIME Magazine during the Vietnam War apparently used his position to spy for the enemy.
*This probably means less than meets the eye. But if it doesn’t . . .
*Is Cuban dissident Luis Posada Carriles a terrorist or a freedom fighter? I say both, and we should hold him accountable for terrorism. Should he be turned over to Cuba or Venezuela? I’d say he should be. Of course, some may disagree on the grounds that Cuba, in particular, has a record of torturing prisoners. Presumably those who are opposed across the board to “rendition” of prisoners to countries with outstanding warrants and records of torturing prisoners in the past will oppose extradition of Carriles.
*Speaking of Cuba: Down with Fidel.

Fully Armed and Operational

Well, I went to see Revenge of the Sith yesterday; my wife and I took the kids, ages 7 and 5. I should say that the movie was rather intense for their age, and my daughter had to hide her face in a few places. I think it’s OK for a 7-8 year old, but if we’d been able to get away with it I wouldn’t have brought a 5-year-old to see this.
I went in really wanting to like this movie, and if it wasn’t perfect, it was a heck of a thrill ride and a fittingly satisfying end to the Star Wars saga, one that I think will stand up as the equal to Return of the Jedi in terms of action, drama and the resolution of loose ends. And yes: the Wookie army is cool, and serves as a crucial plot device. The bottom line: this was so much fun, and there was so much going on (some of which I missed, due to the mumbling of some dialogue and the kids peppering me with whispered questions) that I’m dying to see it again. (You should read the reviews (including spoilers) by Michele and Will Collier, who had much the same reaction).
I’m not quite ready to say “all is forgiven” – in particular not turning the Force into a biological phenomenon – but most of the misfires that marred Episodes I and II were but distant memories after Sith. Of course, I didn’t hate Episodes I and II – Phantom Menace was enjoyable at the time, but the whole Jar Jar thing, among several other key failings, makes it painful to rewatch much of the movie. Attack of the Clones was better, but the love scenes were deadly and the entire thing was more a series of entertaining set pieces than a cohesive story.
Sith is better in that regard – everything is finally working together in a single multilayered plot held together by the masterful evil of Palpatine/Sidious, and the pacing of the movie (as well as its one startlingly graphic sequence) reminded me more than anything of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. The movie’s climax packs an emotional wallop despite the inevitable lack of suspense, as both Anakin and the remaining good guys watch everything they have fought for slip from within their grasp.
The special effects are great, and only in a few places – the big lizard, and some parts of the opening space battle – do they look a bit cheesy.
The dialogue isn’t . . . well, it just isn’t the point of the movie, but for a guy who gets a rap for bad dialogue, Lucas sure has written a lot of memorable lines. He gets in a few well-placed one-liners here.
Many of the knocks on the acting are misguided: while the acting is uneven in places, and even Ian McDiarmid – who gives the film’s showstopping performance as the Emperor – takes a few lines a bit too far, most of what you want from the acting in a movie like this is not to detract from the plot.
I still think Hayden Christensen gets a bit of a bad rap – he was entirely realistic in his portrayal of Anakin in the last movie as a whining, melodramatic, self-important teenager, and he expands on that performance here as a young man who is long on courage and ego and short on patience and good judgment. In fact, if you go back and think about the Darth Vader scenes in Episodes IV-VI and imagine Christensen’s voice and expressions, they actually fit quite well. Darth Vader was never, after all, an evil genius – he was always a villain whose downfall was his impatience and rash, impetuous decisions. When the Death Star is under siege, does he devise a clever, multifaceted defense of the station? No, he hops in his own specially designed Tie Fighter to go take care of what his damned incompetent subordinates can’t do themselves. He runs through generals and admirals like Steinbrenner used to run through managers, sends a fleet of star destroyers into an asteroid field, and lets the good guys get away repeatedly.
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Good Weekend for the Empire

This Mets-Yankees series was deeply disappointing, as the Mets were in all three games and had the third one well in hand before the bullpen let it get away. (The Hated Yankees sure didn’t look like Pedro’s “daddy,” but with the Mets bullpen they sure didn’t need to). (Speaking of which, that expression comes from Pedro paying respect to the Yankees, and their fans will never let him hear the end of it. So much for being graceful in victory).
Some random thoughts from a topsy-turvy weekend, where the Mets won Randy Johnson’s start and the Yankees won Pedro’s:
*I guess Beltran’s quad injury explains why he hasn’t been stealing bases. The Mets sure could have used a steal in the 7th inning on Friday.
*If you missed it, the humor highlight of the series was the Dae Sung Koo show on Saturday. Mister Koo had drawn much mockery from the press box (and, apparently, his teammates) for his first big league at bat earlier in the week, when he made clear that he had no intention of taking the bat off his shoulder and took three easy strikes. Randy Johnson, presumably having read the scouting report on Koo, grooved a fat fastball to him – and the lefthanded hitting Koo ripped the ball 400 feet to center field for a double. Then, to top that off, when the next batter bunted him over and nobody covered home plate, Koo took off and wound up scoring from second on a sac bunt (leading to a disputed play at the plate).
*Man, does Tony Womack ever stink as a leftfielder – they guy is just a disaster with the glove, and this from a guy who barely hits enough to play every day as a middle infielder.
*Are the Mets trying to kill Piazza with the Zambrano/Ishii Axis of Wild in the rotation? Some of the pitches Piazza has to dive for are just way out there. And then he usually doesn’t even get to enjoy working with Pedro.
*Bottom of the 8th on Friday against Tom Gordon: after David Wright walks on four pitches, Matsui and Valent each come up hacking and strike out on three pitches. Grrrr.

Back To The Lab, Leo

Losing John Thomson for up to three months should, by the normal laws of baseball, be a crippling blow to the Braves; as I’ve noted before, since last year’s All-Star Break, Thomson has been one of the very best pitchers in baseball.
Then again, Thomson arrived in Atlanta with a career ERA of 4.93, including 4.48 on the road, with a 2.1 K/BB ratio and 1.16 HR/9 allowed on the road; with Atlanta, his overall numbers are a 3.66 ERA, 2.5 K/BB and 0.80 HR/9, and the road numbers are similar, with the HR/9 rate dropping to 0.59. Which raises the question again of how hard it can really be for the Braves to find a guy with similar credentials to Thomson pre-Braves (such as Kris Benson or Victor Zambrano), knowing what Leo Mazzone can do with him.
Here’s the full roster of Braves pitchers under Cox and Mazzone.

Starting Badly

Leadoff hitters for NL East teams:

Team Avg Slg OBP
Nationals .297 .473 .369
Marlins .248 .331 .312
Phillies .233 .361 .285
Mets .257 .383 .280
Braves .231 .325 .275

In other words, the Mets aren’t alone in this problem. But that makes it no less in need of fixing. And we also see reason #1 why the Nationals are competitive with the rest of the division – Brad Wilkerson is setting the table in a way nobody else in the division is.
UPDATE: A few additional thoughts. First, the Mets also have little to show from the #2 slot, a problem they share with Atlanta and Washington. Second, I don’t doubt that Willie Randolph is a smart guy. I’m sure he knows that Reyes is not a major league leadoff hitter and won’t be until he adds significantly more patience (or starts hitting .330). The difference between the Mets and the Nationals is that Frank Robinson has the guts to use an unconventional leadoff man, a power hitter who strikes out a lot. Randolph hasn’t demonstrated that he has the self-confidence to buck the conventional wisdom (even widely discredited conventional wisdom like batting a fast guy who doesn’t get on base in the leadoff slot), and he won’t be a successful major league manager unless he develops it.

Three Links

Poliblogger has another systematic look at obstruction of judicial nominees, and why it’s particularly unprecedented to see this level of obstruction when the president’s party controls the Senate. Unfortunately, the data only goes through 2003. Via Wizbang.
Dale Franks has a good discussion of income inequality and (1) its connection to the fact that people who make more money tend to work more and (2) the fact that people tend to make more money as they get older. Neither of which should be news except for the New York Times’ persistent efforts to oversimplify the issue. Of course, that doesn’t mean there aren’t plenty of hardworking people who make peanuts, but the broad generalizations drawn from statistics on the subject are almost always misleading.
And Ann Coulter has a typically blistering column comparing Newsweek’s willingness to run a poorly sourced Michael Isikoff item on Koran-flushing with Newsweek’s unwillingness to run extensively sourced Isikoff items on Clinton scandals. (Standard disclaimers about Coulter columns apply).

Blackmun’s Arguments

From a review of Linda Greenhouse’s new book on Harry Blackmun:

Blackmun’s legacy as a justice is uncertain at best. Although one would not know it from Greenhouse’s book, he possessed neither the persuasive skills of a William Brennan nor the analytical skills of a John Paul Stevens. (Full disclosure: I clerked for Stevens.) Such skills are necessary to have a far-reaching impact on the court. Of course, every justice possesses significant power with his or her vote. But Blackmun lacked the additional firepower to forge an influential jurisprudence, one that would reach beyond the power of his vote. Greenhouse never tackles this question or offers her readers the tools for making or disputing such a judgment.

I think that’s right, and of course it was never more in evidence than in the sloppy, poorly-reasoned and intellectually dishonest opinion in Roe v. Wade that defined Blackmun’s career. There’s simply nothing in the man’s career to suggest that he was particularly smart.

We Don’t Need To Know

You know, while the pitcures taken of Saddam Hussein when he was captured were humiliating, that was a good thing – crack the mystique and all – and necessary to show we had him. But pictures of him in his underwear seem quite unnecessary, to say nothing of something we just don’t want to see on the front page of a newspaper.
(I’ll warn you before you click the link that the NY Post is now requiring registration. Ugh.)

Quick Links 5/19/05

*Silent Running conducts a visual test of the plausibility of flushing a book down a toilet. (via Wizbang) And Jack Shafer notes the past proliferation of urban legends about the Koran and toilets. I should add that, if there’s one journalistic practice I would hope that the media would be very careful about in the future after the Newsweek and Rathergate fiascos, it would be the practice of assuming that the failure of the government to deny a report is affirmative evidence of its truth. Anyone who’s dealt with large organizations knows thatn it’s hard to get them to commit to confirming or denying things with much confidence if some representative of the organization is hearing a charge for the first time.
*From the Day by Day archives: in the 1-year period after his return from drug rehab, Dwight Gooden went 23-8. But perhaps more interesting, look at Roger Clemens’ workload in that stretch: 300+ innings and 20 complete games. At age 24. Presumably this took years off Clemens’ career?
*Amusing article on Star Wars mania overseas. Even the French and the Chinese are not immune. (Heard on the morning news: “Many people who went to the late showing last night will be calling in Sith today.” Ba dump bump.) Also, Slate’s review. I don’t get people reading anti-Bush-ism into Anakin saying a variant on “you are with me or against me,” which (a) is a line from countless movie heroes and villains and (b) is a close cousin to that line beloved by left-wingers (as well as some on the Right), “you are part of the solution or part of the problem,” which means almost exactly the same thing. Slate’s Edelstein notes a different line, from the Emperor: “He stirs Anakin’s ambitions and parries the young man’s objection that the Jedi work for good with the line, ‘Good is a point of view.'” Well, that plays perfectly into conservative themes about moral relativism.
Or, maybe it’s just a movie, folks.
*I have to agree with John Derbyshire: George Galloway may be a nutty leftist, a crook, and a bought-and-paid-for Saddam apologist, but you have to admire the man’s style.
*Instapundit offers some perspective for Andrew Sullivan, who has completely lost his.
*Cardinal fan the Birdwatch regrets the loss of the Mets-Cardinals rivalry and has to admit that Shea isn’t such a bad place. I have to say, I’ve never understood why people don’t like Shea, which is a very nice place to see a ballgame. (via Pinto)
*Megan McArdle notes some misguided assumptions in a New York Times piece on differences in health among rich and poor, specifically the idea – where they got this I have no idea – that poor people work longer hours. Are you kidding me?
*Hugh Hewitt asks why the same people who denounce any criticism of judges as some sort of mortal threat to the Republic have no problem denouncing Bush’s judicial appointees as ‘extremists’ based on their records . . . as judges.
*The real 2004 election fraud. (Via Kaus and Mystery Pollster)
*Neat summary of what the War on Terror is about.

Quick Links 5/18/05

*Mark the Pundit wants to know who picks up the check for the evacuation of the Capitol & White House.
*Josh Marshall writes a surprisingly spin-free review of David McCullough’s new book on George Washington, but in the course of it, he touches on the clash between the modern cult of authenticity and the way Washington forced himself to play a continuous role, that of the larger-than-life heroic figure, and the benefits that role had for his leadership of the nation in times of crisis. Nobody measures up to Washington, of course, but it’s hard to read this and not think of more modern presidents – Reagan, Bush, FDR – who knew the importance of maintaining a consistent public persona (Clinton too had the ability to “put on” who he wanted to be in public, but what Clinton lacked was the constancy to make that public persona convincing – while the others succeeded by forcing themselves to be the same under every circumstance, Clinton’s gift was to be different in every circumstance).
*On a related note, I can’t stand articles like this one, on Bruce Springsteen, that trash a performer for inauthenticity for making that kind of effort to have a consistent public persona. Typical critic to love all Bruce’s acoustic albums and not the really good stuff. This is implausible:

From the post-Landau period, the harrowing masterpiece Nebraska is the only record you can push on the nonbelievers, followed by the grossly underrated Tunnel of Love.

Um, no – he seems to have forgotten in this passage that Born in the USA had 7 top-10 hits on Top 40 Radio. (My wife doesn’t love Bruce but she loved The Rising). I regard Nebraska more as fodder for the hardest-core Bruce fans; I’ve never met anyone who said it was their favorite Bruce record. On the other hand, he’s right that Darkness on the Edge of Town is the album that separates true Bruce fans from the rest of the world. The new album doesn’t have any really good songs, but has a few that are OK – Maria’s Bed, Leah, and Long Time Comin’ are all pretty good tunes. As for “All the Way Home,” I preferred the original Southside Johnny version.
*John Fund wants to know why we don’t use more commissions like the military base-closing commission. He has a point, although such commissions can only work in similar circumstances: when Congress agrees to overall spending cuts but can’t agree on where to find them.

Really Bad Advice

Brendan Miniter wants Mitt Romney to run against Ted Kennedy in 2006 to promote Romney’s chances of running for president in 2008. This is horrendously bad advice. First of all, you don’t run for a new job two years before you run for president. It’s too hard and looks too transparently careerist. Second, Romney fought the good fight vs. Ted once, and if Ted couldn’t be beaten in GOP-friendly 1994 he never will be. Third, you lose and it rubs some of the luster off no matter how expected. Fourth, to be a serious 2008 challenger Romney probably needs to get re-elected, hard as that may be.
Maybe, maybe, if Romney wanted to run in 2012 and had a chance of winning this race, I’d advise him to consider it. But I still would balk at that advice. If he wants to go to the Senate, wait until Kerry retires or Ted dies.

The Saudi Insurgency

Christopher Hitchens (via Vodka), Megan McArdle and Tyler Cowen all ponder a New York Times article noting that the insurgency in Iraq isn’t following any of the traditional patterns for an insurgency, in the sense of (1) trying to build popular support or (2) having a comprehensible set of goals or demands. Hitchens – whose column is a must read – notes the obvious: the “insurgents” are basically Zarqawi’s organization and the former Ba’athists. Zarqawi’s group is part of Al Qaeda and composed of non-Iraqis; their behavior is precisely in line with Al Qaeda’s MO and stated ideology, and they are no more an Iraqi “insurgency” than Al Qaeda in the United States is an American insurgency:

The Bin Laden and Zarqawi organizations, and their co-thinkers in other countries, have gone to great pains to announce, on several occasions, that they will win because they love death, while their enemies are so soft and degenerate that they prefer life. Are we supposed to think that they were just boasting when they said this? Their actions demonstrate it every day, and there are burned-out school buses and clinics and hospitals to prove it, as well as mosques . . .
Then we might find a little space for the small question of democracy. . . . As for the Bin Ladenists, they have taken extraordinary pains to say, through the direct statements of Osama and of Zarqawi, that democracy is a vile heresy, a Greek fabrication, and a source of profanity. For the last several weeks, however, the Times has been opining every day that the latest hysterical murder campaign is a result of the time it has taken the newly elected Iraqi Assembly to come up with a representative government. The corollary of this mush-headed coverage must be that, if a more representative government were available in these terrible conditions (conditions supplied by the gangsters themselves), the homicide and sabotage would thereby decline. Is there a serious person in the known world who can be brought to believe such self-evident rubbish?
On many occasions, the jihadists in Iraq have been very specific as well as very general. When they murdered Sergio Vieira de Mello, the brilliant and brave U.N. representative assigned to Baghdad by Kofi Annan, the terrorists’ communique hailed the death of the man who had so criminally helped Christian East Timor to become independent of Muslim Indonesia. (This was also among the “reasons” given for the bombing of the bar in Bali.) I think I begin to sense the “frustration” of the “insurgents.” They keep telling us what they are like and what they want. But do we ever listen? Nah. For them, it must be like talking to the wall. Bennet even complains that it’s difficult for reporters to get close to the “insurgents”: He forgets that his own paper has published a conversation with one of them, in which the man praises the invasion of Kuwait, supports the cleansing of the Kurds, and says that “we cannot accept to live with infidels.”

This point is underlined by a recent Washington Post analysis pointing out the high proportion of young Saudi jihadists in the “insurgency”. These are reckless, frustrated young men, in their teens and early twenties, who desire martyrdom. Not only are they foreigners whose only interests are harming America and bringing death on themselves, but the fact that they have no plan or program for the future of Iraq is about as surprising as the idea that a 15-year-old boy who gets his girlfriend pregnant has no long term plan for fatherhood.
Then there’s the Ba’athists; Hitchens again:

[W]hy would the “secular” former Baathists join in such theocratic mayhem? Let me see if I can guess. Leaving aside the formation of another well-named group – the Fedayeen Saddam – to perform state-sponsored jihad before the intervention, how did the Baath Party actually rule? Yes, it’s coming back to me. By putting every Iraqi citizen in daily fear of his or her life, by random and capricious torture and murder, and by cynical divide-and-rule among Sunnis, Shiites, and Kurds. Does this remind you of anything?
. . . Having once read in high school that violence is produced by underlying social conditions, the author of this appalling article refers in lenient terms to “the goal of ridding Iraq of an American presence, a goal that may find sympathy among Iraqis angry about poor electricity and water service and high unemployment.” Bet you hadn’t thought of that: The water and power are intermittent, so let’s go and blow up the generating stations and the oil pipelines. No job? Shoot up the people waiting to register for employment. To the insult of flattering the psychopaths, Bennet adds his condescension to the suffering of ordinary Iraqis, who are murdered every day while trying to keep essential services running. (Baathism, by the way, comes in very handy in crippling these, because the secret police of the old regime know how things operate, as well as where everybody lives. Or perhaps you think that the attacks are so “deadly” because the bombers get lucky seven days a week?)

I can understand why people objected, early in the insurgency, to calling the perpetrators of a guerilla campaign that then had some modicum of popular support “terrorism,” although the main motive for the objection was to deny any connection between Iraq and the larger war. At this point, however, it requires a fairly powerful desire to flee reality to keep treating these guys as anything but nihilistic, jihad-oriented terrorists.

Less Than Zero

I’ve had a couple of people ask me to explain this in the past few days, so I figure there must be interest in the question: Robinson Cano of the Yankees is presently batting .327 with a .320 on base percentage. For those of you wondering how that can happen, OBP counts Sacrifice Flies as outs, while they don’t count in batting average. So a player with no walks and who hasn’t been hit by any pitches can have a lower OBP than his batting average if he’s hit a Sac Fly.

Humorous Paragraph of the Day

Who said it?

We teach our kids when they’re little that rules are made to be followed; that unjust or unwise rules can be challenged and ultimately changed; that the rules for challenging or changing them are especially important; and that those rules, at least while we’re playing the same game, can’t be broken but must be obeyed. What’s true even of a child’s game is doubly true in adult political life. Ripping up the rules for changing the rules is unacceptable if one believes in a rule-governed democracy. For a mere majority simply to plow ahead and have its way even when the rules in place haven’t been changed in accord with their own provision for change is to reduce rules to mere suggestions.

None other than Laurence Tribe, proponent of a “living” or “evolving” Constitution, litigant on behalf of Al Gore in Florida 2000, extolling the virtues of unchanging, agreed-upon rules as a good in and of themselves. I kid you not (via NRO Bench Memos). Me, I think it should be easier for the Senate, by majority vote of all Senators, to change the parliamentary rules of the Senate than for judges to change the meaning of the Constitution enacted by the People. But hey, what do I know?

Senate Smart Bomb

With the showdown on judicial filibusters escalating, Republicans have an opportunity rare in Washington: they possess the raw political power to do essentially whatever they want, in the sense that on most or all of the filibustered judges they possess the 51 votes neeed both for confirmation and to change the rules to eliminate obstacles to confirmation. The debate has thus focused on two questions about how they should use that power: whether they will suffer an electoral backlash, and whether changing the Senate rules or otherwise ramming through nominations will come back to haunt them when, some day, the Democrats regain a majority in the Senate.
Let’s review the options:
1. The “Nuclear Option”: Changing Senate Rules to require 51 votes rather than 60 for “cloture” of debate on a judicial nomination, i.e., to break a “filibuster” and force a floor vote.
Pro: Will eliminate possibility of Democratic filibusters for the remainder of Bush’s term. This is particularly appealing now that Harry Reid has threatened to filibuster a Bush Supreme Court nominee. (Link via Daly)
Con: There are three downsides here. One is that Republicans will suffer at the polls. I’m not convinced of that – breaking the filibusters should help solidify the conservative base, and couldn’t inflame the liberal base more than it is already. And to the extent that moderate swing voters pay attention to judicial fights at all, the GOP has probably taken its lumps with them already for the nomination of conservative judges, which Bush has broadcast widely. (Although I will concede that the phrase “nuclear option” is the winningest Democratic spin since the government shutdown). Certainly, almost every Senate race in which judicial nominees was a major issue went to the GOP, except for Mary Landrieu and Ken Salazar, both of whom got elected/re-elected in part by making promises of support for votes on judicial nominees (promises they never intended to keep, but that’s another story).
The second is that the GOP would be disarming itself in future battles over the judiciary. First of all, I don’t buy this, because it assumes that if Republicans don’t change the rule, Democrats won’t either. Yeah, and I have a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn. Banking on future Democratic good faith is foolhardy in the extreme. Democrats aren’t even pretending to promise that they won’t support the same thing later; consider their past track record on changing the filibuster rule to suit their purposes.
The third concern is a related one, one that is of more concern and is openly discussed by liberal pundits: that disregarding the availability of the filibuster for judges will give political cover to wholesale elimination of the filibuster for legislation. This concerns me more, because the filibuster as a brake on bad, complicated legislation is a check and balance that conservatives have depended upon in the past (see: Hillarycare), and may again. Unlike the judicial filibuster, which I suspect Democrats will bulldoze as soon as they are in position to benefit from doing so, eliminating the filibuster entirely would be seen as a radical move even by the media – but perhaps less so if the filibuster were completely eliminated for nominations.
The filibuster for legislation is, as a matter of policy, more sensible – while Mickey Kaus argues that the filibuster’s compromise-forcing function is more important in judicial nominees, I disagree because compromises in legislation are easier to reach – and more likely to yield intended results – because both sides can be assured of what they are getting. Judicial nomination compromises often wind up a lose-lose situation for principled conservatives; should we accept a system in which “compromise candidates” wind up as Souter or Blackmun?
Bottom Line: I’m willing to live with the “nuclear option,” but I’d prefer the more targeted solution I discuss below.
2. The “Conventional Warfare” Option: A number of commentators (see here) have suggested that Republicans should force the Democrats to live up to their rhetoric and actually stage an old-fashioned, talk-to-exhaustion filibuster. I’m not sure if this requires an actual rule change or just an announcement or interpretation of the rules, but you’d need a majority of the Senate to enforce it.
Pro: Filibustering is hard work, and Democrats would quickly get exhausted by the talkathon. A filibuster would spotlight the issue, putting pressure for a resolution that the GOP could use to its advantage.
Con: Several. First of all, the media would likely buy the Democrats’ argument that the GOP was shutting down the government if the old-time filibuster ended up squeezing out all other Senate business. Second, anything that raises the public stakes makes it harder for Democrats to visibly back down. Third, I gather that – although I’ve forgotten where I read this – the old rules would only require a single filibusterer to be present, while the whole majority would have to be there (although I see no reason why that couldn’t be altered by rule change). And when a Supreme Court nominee comes up, the Dems would never budge.
Bottom line: This ain’t gonna happen, because it’s physically taxing on the Senators themselves, none of whom wants to be martyred to a debate about judges. I’m also less and less enthusiastic about how it would play out in the media.
3. The 60 Seats Option: Change nothing, and use the judges issue again in 2006 in hopes of getting to 60 seats.
Pro: Judges have been a winning issue, and the zero-sum nature of the issue keeps social conservatives motivated and mobilized. The map favors the GOP: Republicans are defending 15 seats to the Democrats’ 18, one open seat to the Dems’ three, and are defending fewer seats in states they lost in 2004. A gain in Senate seats is very possible.
Con: A decent chance at a net gain, yes; but 5 seats would be a shocker, and the most likely outcome is no more than a 1-seat net pickup, as both sides have their vulnerabilities and hurdles to clear. Local conditions (e.g., poor challengers) always reduce the number of seats truly in play, and sooner or later the trend against the incumbent party is bound to catch up with Republicans. In the meantime, nothing gets done. Plus, social conservatives may start to feel disenchanted if nothing out of Washington-as-usual gets attempted.
Bottom Line: Fear and greed both suggest that this option could happen, as nervous Republicans yet again kick the issue down the road. But the momentum and logic of the battle, plus Frist’s presidential ambitions, makes this an unsatisfying outcome. Besides, how often do you get to rewrite the rules to fix the process? It’s time to use that power.
4. Cut a Deal: Trent Lott seems to have taken a stab at this, but was swatted down by Bill Frist – cutting a deal where the GOP tables the rule changes but some of the nominees get a vote.
Pro: Get a few judges in.
Con: The underlying stalemate remains, the stakes escalate for a Supreme Court battle, and even the Democrats look hypocritical for changing direction on people they’ve tabbed as “extremists”.
Bottom Line: The Senate loves deals, but I just don’t see what’s in it for either side to cut one.
5. The Advice-Without-Consent Option: Patterico suggested, back in November, having Republicans vote on non-binding resolutions of support to (a) formalize the fact that filibusters were blocking nominees with majority support and (b) force fence-sitting Democratic Senators to come out from behind the procedural battle and admit that they oppose these nominees.
Pro: Put people on the record.
Con: Voting to filibuster a nominee in perpetuity is basically a stronger form of voting them down. Can we shame the Democrats into changing positions? I don’t think so – the liberals are proud of what they’re doing, and the rest are already cemented in place by intense pressure from party leadership. And you might lose a few liberal Republicans who oppose the filibuster but don’t support the nominees.
Bottom Line: This should have been tried before the elections. But it’s a PR stunt, not a solution.
6. The Smart Bomb Solution: OK, we’ve been through the rest. Some of the options above are ones I can live with. But the GOP shouldn’t be satisfied with a solution that’s temporary, and shouldn’t demand one that goes further than necessary to fix the problem. And thinking long-term in politics means not only blocking tactics abused only by the other side, but removing powers you yourself have used – like tying up nominees in committee and “blue slips” that enable single Senators to hold up certain nominees – if they have contributed to the overall problem.
What’s the problem? Not the filibustering of judges per se, but the open-ended, indefinite delay of floor votes on judicial and other nominees, especially by a minority of the Senate. The filibuster is a new and extreme addition to the arsenal of delay, one not used before; the lone precedent Democrats can cite is Abe Fortas, but that was a short-term filibuster (with bipartisan support, of an already-sitting Justice) designed at getting more information about ethics charges. That’s a function we shouldn’t preclude: the use of the filibuster, of delay in committee, or even of “blue slips” to delay a nominee long enough to get information and build opposition.
But there is a world of difference between the use of parliamentary delaying tactics to allow the opposition to coalesce and using those tactics to allow the losing side to delay any action at all once the lines of support and opposition have hardened. Neither the Constitution nor the historical advice-and-consent practices of the Senate (by “historical” I mean, more than the past three Administrations or so) provide any support for a minority power to perpetually obstruct nominees with majority support. The judicial filibuster is not, perhaps, a wholly new creation, but it’s a plant that has grown up rapidly in recent years to obstruct and choke off all the other traditional growths around it. The best solution isn’t to pull the old fellow up by the roots but to prune it back to reasonable size.
There are various ways to do this, but I would suggest a sliding scale: initially, 60 votes needed for cloture, for forcing nominations out of committee, or for overriding a “blue slip.” Once the first cloture vote fails, the threshold starts dropping, say, by one vote every 30 days or some such until you get to 51. The goal should be to ensure that every nomination (except for those truly made at the last minute) gets an up or down vote within about a year, sooner of course if there’s broader support or if the White House can successfully exert pressure for a vote, as will generally be the case for a Supreme Court vacancy.
This is a stable solution that could become permanent. It meets the needs of majorities while preserving a role for the opposition. It also, of course, allows a Senate of one party to bottle up nominations by the other party, which was the source of tension between 1991 and 2002, a tension many voters thought they were resolving by turning over the Senate to the party of the President. But the descending threshold ensures – I think* – that such opposition will have to go on the record repeatedly and will have to be uniform across 51 votes, enabling the president to take his case to the people and target the wobblers. (* – This assumes that the minority can make a motion for cloture. I believe that’s the rule but I could be wrong).

“[B]etter than ‘Star Wars'”

NY Times movie critic AO Scott on Revenge of the Sith.
Update: Ace thinks the NYT’s enthusiasm for anti-Bush themes is a bad sign (via Basil). I still haven’t heard anything from the advance reviews that you could identify as an actual Bush criticism without a microscope; yes, the movie has villains, and for some people any villain is a reminder of Bush. Whatever. But I loved this, from the comments to Ace’s post:

[T]here was always this one brief shot (competely irrelevant to the story, I know) that said a lot about the Empire.
When the [Death Star] is fired up for the first time, and the guys in the split-level helmets are working the controls on the video editing board (that’s supposed to be the ray beam control center), they fire a ray beam that is supposed to be the most powerful weapon ever devised.
Did you ever notice that this channel of unprecedented energy zips right past two guys who are manning a station that is rather oddly located inside the in the ray’s exit hole? Can you imagine what kind of s**t job that is?
“Corporal, your assignment is to man this station.”
“What’s that big tunnel for?”
“That’s where the planet-destroying ray beam comes out.”
“Where’s my desk?”
“Right there.”
“You mean the one that’s, like, eight feet from this ray beam you mentioned?”
“That’s the one.”
“Where’s the plexiglass wall between me and it?”
“There isn’t one. Here’s some earplugs.”

Hall of Bloggers

Via The Corner, I came across the latest MLBlogs. Two of note: Tommy Lasorda and Brooks Robinson. Unlike politics, which really requires sustained attention to the back-and-forth on particular issues to avoid waddling in to a debate a day late and a few facts short (see Jim Lampley), a sporadic, dilettante-ish celebrity baseball blog can still be entertaining if it’s run by someone who can dispense good yarns and occasional dollops of insight.
Robinson’s blog is not off to an auspicious start, however. Here, for example, he goes on at some length responding to a reader inquiry for his thoughts on who is better with the glove – Scott Rolen or Eric Chavez – explaining why he isn’t going to say one guy is better than another. Which is a good-natured and gentlemanly thing for a baseball ‘insider’ to say, but it’s not going to make for interesting reading.
Then there’s Tommy, whose blog so far seems like the real unfiltered Lasorda. This post opens with an anecdote that captures the man pretty well:

My father had five sons, and one day he called a family meeting, sat us down, and told us he wanted to bring his brother’s son, Mario, to America. He told us to treat him as an equal because he was family. When Mario arrived, my father told Mario he could live with him so while he worked hard, he could save his money and eventually bring his own family to America too.
Mario was lazy; he did not work hard, he did not save any money and his trip to America was a failure. When he returned to Italy, he blamed his failure on my father instead of taking responsibility for his own actions.
I was so mad at Mario, I wanted to go to Italy, find him, and throw him into the Adriatic Sea for ruining my father’s name.
Later, my father sat us brothers down again and told us he wanted to bring his sister’s son to America. I immediately jumped up and shouted in protest that I did not want to bring any more relatives to America. I said I didn’t want to support any more lazy Greenhorns. My father, in broken English, told me to sit down and shut up. He said because Mario was bad should not deprive his sister’s son from coming to this country.
Well, he came to America and lived in my father’s house. He worked hard and raised a beautiful family with two sons of his own, who eventually became professors in Rome.

The emotion, the pride, the self-reliance, the protective family bonds – and also the chip on his shoulder, the impatience with his lazy cousin (who Tommy is willing to slam on the web these many years later) – it’s all there. And, of course, it’s all a segue into a lecture on preserving the special relationship of the Dodgers with their fans, as Lasorda keeps on bleeding Dodger blue.

Bradley Takes Center Stage

Last night, I intended to write bitterly about poor Dodger game management, which started when the blistering Hee Seop Choi was benched, and continued until a fatigued Jeff Weaver gave up a critical grand slam in the eighth inning. But I’ll pass. This market, after all, is already cornered by Fire Jim Tracy.
So instead I’ll discuss Milton Bradley, who hit two homeruns, including his own grand slam, from both sides of the plate. As FJT correctly observes, he hasn’t been perfect this year. His walk rate is down: he’s projected to draw fewer than 40 bases on balls. Relatedly, he’s been seeing fewer pitches per plate appearance (3.59) than at any time in his career (3.84, though it reached 3.96 in 2003).
But, otherwise, he’s been great. In fact, he’s been perhaps the best centerfielder in the National League. Compare him to a couple of notables:

Player OPS EQA RARP VORP
Milton Bradley .961 .321 14.4 17.7
Jim Edmonds .897 .296 8.1 11.8
Carlos Beltran .841 .286 8.6 11.0

I haven’t been following the defensive end quite as much, so I can’t make any credible assertions there. But I suppose it doesn’t hurt that Bradley has five assists, which is the highest total among all major league outfielders.

Secrets and Smears

Byron York, Kevin Aylward and Captain Ed all note the impropriety of Harry Reid smearing Sixth Circuit nominee Henry Saad by saying that the Democrats are holding up his nomination because:

“Henry Saad would have been filibustered anyway,” Reid said. “He’s one of those nominees. All you need to do is have a member go upstairs and look at his confidential report from the FBI, and I think we would all agree there is a problem there.”

Now, look: if there’s something really nasty in Saad’s record, Bush should pull the nomination. And I am, in fact, uncomfortable with the idea of keeping genuinely material information from the public. But given the nature of FBI files – which tend to be loaded with unverifiable hearsay and gossip – that’s unavoidable.
Either way, given the confidential status of a nominee’s FBI file, the Democrats just should not go smearing the guy with dark hints about his secret files. There’s also an elephant in the living room that York and the others ignore: the uniquely explosive nature, in the current climate, of dropping hints about the classified FBI file of an Arab-American (I believe Saad, if confirmed, would be the first Arab-American to sit on a federal court of appeals, but I could be wrong about that). If that’s not McCarthyism, I don’t know what would be. As far as playing to crude stereoytpes, that’s like calling a black judge stupid (whoops, Reid’s already done that). Where’s CAIR and James Zogby on this one?

Sneering at Star Wars

In the interests of balancing my sight-unseen irrational exuberance about Revenge of the Sith, I present to you a nasty, sneering essay in the New York Observer. (via Instapundit). Frankly, in complying with the First Rule of Sequel Reviews – tell the reader what you thought of the earlier movies – the author, Dale Peck, gives the game away with his assertion that “[t]here has not, in fact, been a good Star Wars movie since the first one.” And frankly, the entire article is almost a parody of sneering contempt for the whole Star Wars enterprise and its fans, to the point where I sincerely doubt that Peck enjoyed the first one, either. Plus, of course, the picture of the elitist New York movie critic unable to enjoy a good show wouldn’t be complete without totally non sequitur anti-Bush rants.
Look: the Star Wars films are not everyone’s taste, but you really have to work at this kind of animosity towards the entire project. Among other things, you need to separate yourself wholly from the ability to enjoy films with even a shred of the joy and innocence of childhood (just from reading this “review” – which scarcely discusses Revenge of the Sith, so it’s really more of an essay on Star Wars in general – I would bet good money that this guy has no kids of his own).
I didn’t understand this line at all:

[T]he real loss in the immediate sequels was the cantankerous sexual triangle of Han Solo, Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia that had given Star Wars a recognizable and genuinely compelling psychological frisson . . . Mr. Lucas jettisoned the sex stuff, along with any other traces of personality that had crept into his original story . . .

Did this guy see The Empire Strikes Back? I mean, you don’t have to like the romantic angle in that movie – I certainly don’t – but there’s really quite a lot more of it than there was in the original Star Wars.
I should add that, in general, I’ve never liked the romantic stuff in these films. At first, looking back, I thought that might be because I saw them first in boyhood, when my natural reaction to such scenes was “yuck.” But now that I’m an adult and enjoy romantic comedies and drama and the like as much as the next guy (romance, that is; not sex scenes . . . I’ve never really grasped the appeal in watching two people making out if I’m not one of them), I still don’t like these scenes. I think it’s a combination of two things. One is that Lucas just doesn’t know how to write these scenes, or for that matter to write female characters in any mode other than scrappy, sassy and wisecracking. The other is, really, that I almost never enjoy this kind of stuff in action/sci-fi/fantasy films, because that’s not what I’m in the mood for when I go to one of these movies; the scenes very often seem forced and artificial and I wind up feeling like I wasted valuable time that could have been spent advancing the action.