Now, I haven’t seen the movie, although I did sit through what I believe was the longest trailer I’ve ever endured in a theater. But ‘Kangaroo Jack’ looks like the stupidest kangaroo movie since ‘Mathilda the Boxing Kangaroo.’ Which would be saying quite a lot, except that I can’t think of any other movies starring a kangaroo. I guess there’s a reason for that. On the other hand, unlike Mathilda, at least Kangaroo Jack doesn’t feature a guy in a kangaroo suit that looks like it was rented from a Halloween costume store (“Quick, Elliott, we’ve got to finish this scene in time to get the security deposit on the kangaroo suit back!”)