We’ve all had a good laugh, and deservedly so, at the expense of Alex Sanchez, the first player to (apparently) get caught using steroids. Apparently it was easier for the Tampa Bay speed merchant to take steroids than take a pitch. As my older brother put it, “We can only guess how many of Sanchez’s two home runs might have been the result of steroids… ” Ex-teammate Brandon Inge:
He’s the farthest guy from testing positive that I ever thought would happen . . . You’d think a red flag would go up in someone’s mind. I can’t believe it. When I heard his name, I thought it was a joke. You don’t need steroids to bunt like he does. Actually, I’d think he’d be taking the opposite of steroids.
That said, the idea of a speedy guy taking steroids isn’t that far-fetched; if you think about it for a few minutes, the name “Ben Johnson” may come to mind.
Of course, there’s still Inge’s other point:
I didn’t think anyone would test positive. Everyone had enough notice, I mean they’ve been talking about it since midseason of last year.
Yes, Sanchez is apparently an idiot.
I like Johnny Damon’s quote: “Hopefully, he was doing steroids, and it’s not an inhaler or a high blood-pressure pill [that caused a false positive].”
What irony if the first guy nailed turns out to be a false positive.
The first thing that I thought of when I saw that Sanchez tested positive was all of the tracks & field athletes as well as cyclists who have been suspended for doping.
Let us not forget the sage explanations of that beloved author Jose Canseco when he revealed that steroids helped him with his speed as much as his power.
This is a big first test for the new MLB drug testing policy. I wonder if any player would easily admit to using steroids if caught. There seem to be enough loopholes and possibilities of false positives to cast reasonable doubt in many circumstances.
Also, steroids is not just for bulking up. It can enhance speed and reduce healing time for injuries. Is it a coincidence that Barry Bonds is on the DL for the first time since before his suspected steroid use?
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“Sanchez is apparently an idiot.”
A friend’s brother says that idiots of this type should be prosecuted for “criminal stupidity.”
Two great things I read today that touched on steroids that I linked to today at my blog:
It’s Opening Day! And I’m going to post about steroids? Well, I wasn’t, but two of the things I read today talked about it, and are worth repeating…
From Sports Guy’s Sox vs. Yanks season preview:
And Salon’s King Kaufman on the unlikely/ironic first player caught under the new testing policy:
Good point.
Anyway, it’s Opening Day, a joyous occasion. Since I never count ESPN’s bogus Opening Days anyway, let’s just pretend last night’s game never happened.
I’m wondering what the substance was. Tony Gwynn said that MLB’s official statement did NOT say steroids, but that he was using a banned substance.
Heck, if he took some “Ripped Fuel” that he bought last year (when it was legal), then he’s taking a banned substance (ephedra) that isn’t a steroid. Of course, ephedra would increase his metabolism, thus cutting his fat & making him weigh less = faster, which is his goal.
Of course, you have professional basketball players fathering children out of wedlock left & right, meaning they’re using unprotected sex with strangers FOURTEEN YEARS AFTER MAGIC JOHNSON, so idiotic athletes are words that have become synonymous.
As a Tiger fan, I must say that, if you had seen Sanchez run the bases, you would have no doubt in your mind that he is an idiot.
I would bet that this is something less than an official “steroid” – probably some random thing from GNC that Sanchez was too dumb or uninformed to know was banned.