3 arrested at Mass. baby shower brawl”:
An argument at a baby shower escalated into a brawl in which one man was shot and the pregnant guest of honor was beaten with a stick, police said. . . .
Authorities said the shooting victim, Aristotle Garcia, got into a fight with a man who is dating his ex-girlfriend. The argument, over whether the woman let their 5-year-old daughter drink beer, escalated and drew in two other people . . .
Not half as funny as the Ballad of Finnegan’s Wake.
Jesus. As ridiculous as it sounds like it got, if you break it down, the guy with the gun fired a warning shot into the air, and the (eventual) shooting victim continued beating the pregnant woman with a stick!
Fire away.
The most disturbing part, for me, is that the soon-to-be-born child is a future citizen of my country.
Assuming he’s a boy, we’ll need to know what state he’ll reside in on his 18th birthday, so we can reserve his prison cell right now.