I Will Now Lower Your Opinion Of Ralph Nader

I know what you are thinking: that can’t be possible! My opinion of Ralph Nader cannot go any lower! But behold:

H/T. I thought the highlight of this ad was the fact that Nader stares at the floor the whole time instead of the camera, or the fact that he thinks voters want a President who sits alone in a room talking to his parrot.
But that was before the part about the sex with the panda.

4 thoughts on “I Will Now Lower Your Opinion Of Ralph Nader”

  1. Ahem!
    I guess Ralph won’t be siphoning off too many votes from the Obama ticket this year.
    My God; the man has very limited funds, and this is the commercial he comes up with? Take up a trade or something, Ralph. Do something useful.

  2. I kept thinking of the Simpson’s episode where Montgomery Burns bribes Homer to humiliate himself and denegrate others; in one of the final scenes he locks Homer in a cage with a frisky panda. Its one of the darker episodes, back when the show was worth watching. I’m guessing Ralph didn’t catch that one.
    And are we supposed to be impressed that he named his bird after a late supreme court justice – how erudite!

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